@knoxfail

jackass, sports, and other assorted bullshit | @realjcocksville

 21 | he/they
Joined February 2026
  • Tweets640
  • Following100
  • Followers147
86Media
9
52
804
it works in both directions but i intended this as steve-o getting his head bashed and walking it off like a man
5
he found it
1
14
259
They're so fucking gay I'm genuinely irritated 😭
3
13
2
45
421
ignore the pfp changes im going through something
5
158
fighting for my life in the bathroom of a nice restaurant and i can hear higher by creed faintly from the kitchen
6
226
denver 🩼 retweeted
hoodie@hoodienanami
23h
and johnny knoxville, connoisseur of shooting himself in the chest with live rounds, will be the host
john@johnsemley3000
Sep 26
show idea: SHOT ONES. it’s like Hot Ones but celebrities in Kevlar vests get shot in the chest with increasingly higher gauges of ammunition, while talking about their latest escapades.
3
40
545
i am once again asking people to appreciate the comedic genius that is preston lacy !
3
16
241
🥞 RESULTS ARE IN 🥞 Joey Chestnut sets a NEW WORLD RECORD at the World Pancake Eating Championship with 40 pancakes in 10 min! 🥇 Chestnut — 40 🥈 Stanford — 28 🥉 Wehry — 27 4. Oji — 23¼ 5. Sudo — 20¾ 6. Dee — 15 7. Gillen — 13¼ 8. Bales — 5½ 9. Myers — 5¼ 10. Rovtar — 4¼
21
42
32
688
137,870
we all know whose fault this is
New York Post
@nypost
Sep 26
Arizona frat suspended for force feeding pledges goldfish: report trib.al/A6tHBlB
9
432
do i even need to say his name
john@johnsemley3000
Sep 26
show idea: SHOT ONES. it’s like Hot Ones but celebrities in Kevlar vests get shot in the chest with increasingly higher gauges of ammunition, while talking about their latest escapades.
5
36
654
denver 🩼 retweeted
Trevor Sikkema
@TampaBayTre
Sep 26
Oh so what now guys can’t help a friend with a jellyfish sting?
no context college football
@nocontextcfb
Sep 26

This media is unavailable

58
359
16
10,884
608,734
The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s
ESPN College Football
@ESPNCFB
Sep 26
Colin Simmons was called for an unsportsmanslike conduct penalty after a sack on 3rd down.
197
3,355
200
48,551
2,801,284
i’ve shit in places yall wouldn’t even snort coke
3
1
14
817
he did this bc he knows johnny knoxville is in house
Riley
@Ri_S_OB
Sep 26
Brother this is ABSURD
1
3
21
932
denver 🩼 retweeted
hoodie@hoodienanami
Sep 26
ofc mr 'i love getting concussions' loves the concussion sport
Trey Wallace
@TreyWallace
Sep 26
So, Johnny Knoxville is ready to take a hit for Tennessee
1
20
272
6,292
couldn’t care less abt tennessee football but goodness god johnny knoxville in pads is SOMETHIN
CHANNEL TN
@CHANNEL_TN_
Sep 26
Johnny Knoxville 💀
2
4
50
1,170
scrawny little quarterback looking mf
1
80
denver 🩼 retweeted
Trey Wallace
@TreyWallace
Sep 26
So, Johnny Knoxville is ready to take a hit for Tennessee
1
72
20
1,992
72,662
denver 🩼 retweeted
Jake Nichols
@jnichols_2121
Sep 26
“I’m from Knoxville, so this is like the gout versus the syphilis.” -Johnny Knoxville on Georgia-Oklahoma 💀
14
2
524
10,491
Load more