Our official statement to @RealAlexJones and @infowars:

In the interest of being complete teases, we are going to put out our Friday episode a little late. Expect it in the afternoon tomorrow. We go now to Celine for a disinterested reaction

We thank you all for your patience, and we will have episodes on Weds and Fri this week, then it’s all back to normal. To make up for it, here is a candid shot of Celine.

Due to some scheduling/vacation issues, we aren’t going to have a Friday episode this week. However, here is a picture of Dan with a novelty beverage he found. Note: Oreo Coke is better than Coke Oreos.

Our Friday episode will be out a little late, but that’s just how it goes sometimes

We are heading back from our weekend trip, so our Monday episode will be dropping on Monday afternoon.

We have no specific comment about the whole “liquidation” business, but we do think this video is really great. youtu.be/YxsRdG4AWP4?si=Mdpp…

To let everyone know, we’ll have episodes on Weds and Fri this week, with Monday off.

Just as a heads up, our Monday episode will be dropping in the early afternoon tomorrow

We said we were going to have a Weds episode but it turns out we will not. See you Friday, but to make up, here is a picture of Celine hiding in the kitchen cabinets back in 2015

So excited for the Boston show tonight, particularly because this goose will NOT be in attendance

Our Friday episode is going to be out a little late, in the afternoon Friday. As a consolation, here is a good but not great picture of Celine

We are off this Friday. It’s either because poor planning or because this jerk is holding Jordan’s chair hostage. See you Monday

No Friday episode this week. Alex has been out of studio, and someone has been holding the office chair hostage. See you Monday.

We’re doing Weds and Fri episodes this week. See y’all then

Thanks to Dan getting a particularly intense root canal, we are going to be taking this Friday off. See you all on Monday

A particularly rough bout of food poisoning has made it so we are not going to be able to get an episode out for Friday. We will be back on Monday.

Good news (debatably), bad news. Bad news: Friday's episode is going to come out late. Good news (debatably): It's because we're going to cover the forthcoming Tucker Carlson interview

We wanted to be back for Monday but due to construction on Dan’s building, it’s looking like it’s gonna be Weds. See y’all soon.

This has nothing to do with anything, but on yesterday's show Alex lit up a cigarette in studio to pretend to be Rod Serling and try to convince Marc Morano that he was cool