Last night was the first time I applied my lash clusters perfectly. I think Iβve finally mastered my eye map and figured out which clusters I like, so I don't end up looking like a droopy Sesame Street character (my biggest fear).
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Big mistake. Huge.
Replying to @BrianAtlas
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βMy Black dad left me so I had a Nazi phase well into my late 20sβ is a hilarious thing to tell people.
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The person who promised yall that is 2 years into their term and got yall paying $10 for gas but I donβt see yall asking him questions π
Hope Joey Porter Jr is happy with how much the Cowboys paid him and their losing record.
#HereWeGo
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Not celebrating a black man making history when that black man dont even think black history should be taught
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walking with my dog and she goes up to sniff a person smoking a cigarette, i tell the person "sorry, she's trying to bum a cigarette, please don't give her one, she's in recovery." and they just stared at me. fuck omg is humor dead ?
βOnce you run out of Gmail storage, youβll stop receiving emails.β
OKAY, THEN MAKE IT EASIER TO DELETE THOUSANDS OF EMAILS AT ONCE. AND WHEN I CLICK βUNSUBSCRIBEβ OR βREPORT SPAM,β ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
I just found out my mom has been saving for my fcking wedding... imagine my surprise when she said "atp idk if you even want marriage" and started giving me bridal gifts she had stored away.



























