That 87 year old Jew trapped in an 21 year old semi prepubescent Jews body. Comedian , actor, writer, and a so so titan of industry

Manhattan, NY
Joined April 2017
Guy David Knoll retweeted
Like I said… give a.i. 2 or 3 more years and we won’t have to deal with these fucktards who disrespect and hate our fandoms. #Lanterns
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TV Host calls out Abdual citizen for being so hostile and argumentative during a conversation. Abdual El-Sayed keeps losing his calm when questioned about his previous comments and associates. This man is not fit to be our Senator. Anger issues!!
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Guy David Knoll retweeted
Debra Messing is backing me over Kathy Hochul. Party loyalty doesn’t pay the utility bill or keep you safe. Thank you, Debra. I’ll cut taxes, lower bills, and make New York safe and affordable. Had enough of Hochul? Join us.
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Abdul El-Sayed can never, ever be a U.S. Senator. Take it from Iman, whose family fled from oppression in Iran to find freedom. He and his family deserve better than someone connected to the Muslim Brotherhood and Al-Qaeda. They deserve someone who stands up to the IRGC, not someone who defends it. Michigan deserves better.
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If peace were the idea, why not bring Israelis and Palestinians together?
Last night I planted an olive tree at Gracie Mansion with Palestinian families from Gaza.  May peace be our future.
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Jews MUST learn from Italian Americans. Mamdani tried to be cute and exclude them from a map, and within 24 hours this community relentlessly confronted him and spoke out. They did not shy away, write letters, or philosophize about how to quietly approach this. They put the arrogant activist amateur back in his place and got him shaking in his knees. Little Italy is back on the map! This is HOW IT’S DONE my fellow Jewish New Yorkers!
BREAKING 🚨 Mayor Zohran Mamdani responds to The Italian American Civil Rights League. We WON! But we know exactly who Zohran is, what he stands for, and we’ve only just begun this fight.
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Guy David Knoll retweeted
100%... DISAGREE!
Subway Takes is now an Emmy-nominated show in the ‘Best Short Form Comedy, Drama or Variety Series’ category.
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Guy David Knoll retweeted
Replying to @RahmEmanuel
@RahmEmanuel’s candid, tough-love speech in Tel Aviv deserves attention from anyone who cares about the future of both Israelis and Palestinians. rahmemanuel.substack.com/p/t…
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Guy David Knoll retweeted
Enough is enough. graham platner needs to step aside.
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Credible allegations of physical or sexual violence against women, with independent corroboration, can’t be ignored — whether it's a Democrat or Republican, a private citizen or a senior leader, like the President of the United States. Mr. Platner has denied the allegations, and he has the right to defend himself -- but at a certain point every leader has to decide what’s best for the people he hopes to represent. He should do the right thing, drop out quickly, and give Maine Democrats the opportunity to select a new nominee who can compete and win in November.
A woman who dated Graham Platner says he sexually assaulted her. “I just want the truth out there. I just want people to have a whole scope of who he is as a person," she said of the Maine Dem, who has faced a string of scandals over past offensive online comments and accusations of mistreating women. Platner responded: "These allegations are troubling, serious, and false. Any accusation of non-consensual behavior is categorically untrue." politico.com/news/2026/07/06…
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Anti-Israel. Anti-America. Anti-Western Civilization. Why am I the only Democrat in the U.S. Senate that refuses to excuse this or defend any of those self-identified communists?
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Guy David Knoll retweeted
Adriano Espaillat endorsing Zohran for Mayor. 1 year later Mamdani would fabricate a story, painting him as a racist and oust him from Congress for a personal sycophant of his own. There should be a lesson here.
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Guy David Knoll retweeted
W. Kamau Bell called Nate Bargatze a fascist. That's like me calling W. Kamau Bell a comedian.
Nate Bargatze is being slammed for "willingly associating with proud fascists" after attending UFC Freedom 250 at Trump's White House. W. Kamau Bell posted a takedown of Bargatze in which he warned: “Don’t be in a photo with fascists" and “the easiest way to not be photographed with fascists is to not go to places where fascists coagulate.” “No one cares how much you wanted to see the fights at the White House. The White House is currently registered as the home of a fascist… If you don’t want to be a member of Team Fascism, then after we see you with fascists, it is up to you to actively and immediately begin digging yourself out of the fascism hole and working your way back to the correct side of history. For the record, a statement from your rep or a social media post–or really anything short of immediate real world action doesn’t count.” variety.com/2026/film/news/n…
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Guy David Knoll retweeted
#OTD Billy Joel with George and Ira Gershwin, 1996
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Wishing all the dads and stepdads out there a happy Father’s Day. This is the first Father’s Day since my dad died, so here’s a little bit about my dad Curt who we lost back in January. There is no single person in my life who taught me more about integrity and decency than my dad. And no one who shaped me more as a person. In a complicated world, my dad had four, uncomplicated loves: Family. Friends. Farm. Food. And the absolute peak of his happiness was when his four loves were together at the same time: grilling a great piece of meat for his family and friends at the farm.  One of the great lessons I take from his life is to find your three or four loves and focus on them consistently and intensely. Do that and your life will be well-lived. I miss him deeply and will be thinking of him throughout the day. If you, like me, have lost a father, I know today can be difficult. I am thinking of you as well.
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Guy David Knoll retweeted
Idris Elba says James Bond shouldn't be "woke": “Bond is so unrealistic, so a hint of reality is good, but let’s not try and make it woke. I think you’ve got to be pure to what it is: escapism. Don’t try and answer the world’s taste. Just be Bond.” variety.com/2026/film/global…
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So far he’s only ended homelessness for a single gerbil… mediocre start
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Guy David Knoll retweeted
If you're interesed in reading Howard Storm's fascinating and amusing memoir, with first-person anecdotes about Judy Garland, Sinatra, Woody Allen, Desi Arnaz, Lucy, Robin Williams, Jonathan Winters, mobbed-up nightclubs, etc. here's the link: amazon.com/Imperfect-Storm-S…
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