This is crazy 🤣🤣

Can’t wait for an update to this! I binged it the day I found it 💛💛

I lol’d at this 🤣🤣 great story! Cannot recommend enough!

Still wanna know where he was hiding that brush.

@uofistbump to Jordan from #riptours he absolutely killed it! 10/10 would recommend him being your tour guide. @UniversalORL

I need to come visit the shop! When are you there?

Send finished product my way 🤣🤣 I am HERE for this

Does ya girl service Sanford?

Im getting my carpets professionally cleaned at the end of the month, having a garage sale at the beginning of September then paying someone to clean my house. I cannot WAIT. I havent even done this yet, and knowing whats to come- I can already believe that its better than sex

Nothing like a little fender bender to simultaneously wake you up and shoot your nerves for the day.

Formally invited to my friendship bracelet making party for fob.

Shit asshole husband (who can’t find his Apple Watch) says- Me: what would you do without me (after telling him where said AW is) @zacstack: well I wouldn’t have Queso so I’d know where my AW is. See if I ever tell him where anything is again.

I canceled it.

Nah fam. It was stay my ass in the house degrees outside today.

RETWEET FOR THOSE IN THE BACK WHO NEED TO HEAR IT LOUDER.

Dear god the migraine is strong. This is why we don’t movie.

I’m gonna need in on this experiment.

The beef enchirito if y’all would bring it back!

@anniehufflepuff @AestheticPuppet