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New Jersey, USA
Joined May 2026
﹗NEW PINNED !! evan myers rp account; ONLY the character ⤿ this is NOT meant to be taken seriously and is mostly silly stuff ⤿ talk 2 evan👀 knifevan.straw.page ⤿ admin is @zombieaholic #everymanhybrid
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I AM GOING TO SHIT ON EVERYTHING YOU LOVE
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Who want me
50%Nobody
50%Me😍
6 votes • 23 hours
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my vagina just slammed shut! What a horrendous picture
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the shit on my feed from Evan is fucking insane
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// I don't mind it + in case I feel uncomfortable by anything I'd point it out directly, so don't worry. Glad you feel comfortable enough🙌
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bro i'm not a dog. Continue
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Me: bro isn't it so romantic and intimate?? just you and me here. Completely alone The evil entity possesing my body to do malicious evil things: What the hell sure
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// i hope the people liking this are aware this is a roleplay account about literally a slenderverse series' character lmao
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hope it stays that way when the inevitable happens🤗 Love you too
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Evan by himself is terrible I don’t want to imagine his friends
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Not a fan of Evan Myers.
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WHAT THE FUCK IS EVAN REPOSTING. GET THIS SHIT OFF MY TL.
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penis dick cock butt
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// quick pinned cuz im in bed and i cba to make a proper intro for this um this is my sona/yumesona? rp account cuz im a fat fucking chud. proll not gonna post much until i figure out lore LMAO anywho heres a little ref thing idgaf if its unrealistic i fw it
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Normalize jacking off with your friends
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go hurry run to follow plspls before the randos get to it
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i hope we can share a burger together
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???
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whine whine whimpers whines
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Replying to @knifevan
@knifevan are you going through heat what is going on
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