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Joined July 2023
I just want to say you're all welcome for the things i tweet, but mostly for the things i decide not to ❤️
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I'm anti capitalist but sometimes I think- what would a for-profit organization do? Would they take the hard way to prove a point while achieving the same exact result? Would they hire an employee based on promises alone and no track record?
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Continue to invest at a loss to justify prior investment? Continue a failing project out of embarrassment?
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الظاهر ما جدد اشتراكه
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They're turning me into a dayouth at work tomorrow :/
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Mind you, wasn't MT banishing women to hell for requesting divorce over trivial matters, like, 2 weeks ago?
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B-b-but your honor! She didn't ask me for permission! Please award me full custody!
May Allah bless that brother and guide that woman and protect her daughter from her evil influence in sha Allah the courts take her away from her
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Btw you know men are lying about it being "because it's a fard/deen" etc. is because they wouldn't do a tenth of this if she missed asr
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Gotta be up there with "maybe im just a pervert الله اعلم"
and boom turned me into a dayouth
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Oh wow!
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Turned me into a dayouth plsss
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Me turning bae into a dayouth
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I love that words for intimate items within a language are the ones most frequently subbed out for more "elegant" aka concealing foreign words in an endless euphemism cycle
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At some point, Arabs thought the french words they borrowed for underwear (culotte, caleçon) acquired the same crudeness they originally needed them to conceal, so the moved on to اندروير
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Ive been trying to fill a basic admin position for like three months 😃😃😃
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My daughter mentioned offhand having seen that fuckass sydney sweeney billboard......
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Oomfuationship dropped another banger
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What prevents literally every husband from doing this
Postpartum looks so good on you
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Helppp this comment about bella hadid 😭😭😭😭
Replying to @trustfundwife
they got the stretcher ready for her at the end of the runway
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was half asleep in lecture and someone dropped their metal waterbottle
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Copilot hate tweet
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