I do not think that there are any limits to how excellent we could make life seem. -Jonathan Safran Foer, Everything Is Illuminated

Columbus, OH
Joined November 2010
Hey @Pinterest, I’m 31, and incredibly offended I keep getting suggestions for “older brides.” You may want to double check your marketing algorithms. #sexist #31isnotold #howrude #pinterestfail
Hey @ChipotleTweets just used your app to order. Didn't get out chips and salsa, side of guac, or 2 sides or sour cream. Very disappointed.
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It's almost Restaurant Week! I'm winning all of my dinners + a $500 gas card on @614Magazine. Are you? #EAT614 virl.io/QWYPoRBy
I'm officially on vacation and cheering on my Purple Raiders. Let's win #12 tonight! #gomountgo… instagram.com/p/wzvj3fvS_m/
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It's game time! Let's go boys! #GoMountGo #StaggBowl
Fans tell exec producer @leefitting of @CollegeGameDay that they should come to Mount Union next week #GetUp4GameDay #d3fb #whyd3
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Freshman Jamal Johnson (New Philadelphia) just had a highlight reel 31yd TD run; Mount Union 52, Muskingum 6 14:52 4th @Big_ZSports
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Fans have been great but keep it going tell ESPN @CollegeGameDay to come to Alliance next week #getup4gameday #d3fb
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Replying to @kmo86
@kmo86 Are you calling me creepy?
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Serious college fair prep going in here. #si2014 @zwilhelmi6 @dustindunlavy @jehushamlin instagram.com/p/rU26FEPS9T/
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This is why we are best friends. brittsuzanne #bff #jtt #90s instagram.com/p/rF5CSlPS6-/
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It ain't over til' one team is winning by 29 points.
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I'm having #staggbowl flashbacks. Because we all know it's just as important as the #superbowl. This won't end well for the #broncos. #ptsd
I'm confused (and scarred) by the lack of shirts among the #RedHotChiliPeppers. #halftimeshow
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Sometimes, being a good daughter means tweeting your dad's witty comments so he can see his wit on the scoreboard #family