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Small in stature, big with ideas. Had my share of heartaches, but life is still good.

USA
Joined June 2012
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Congratulations on your Twitter purchase, @elonmusk! 🥂
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Never understood how this guy got so many followers. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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I usually don’t get too rattled by the things I see at work, but… One of today’s tasks is getting the store straightened up. Two hours in, I have to wonder what y’all’s houses look like. Oi. 😒
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The Three Tenors ain’t got nothing on The Terror Tenors!
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Thank you everyone so much for 100k! I’ve talked to a lot of great people over the last few months and I’ve been blocked by even more than that. Thanks everyone 🥳
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Apparently, @mmpadellan doesn’t like it when you call him out on his hypocritical tweets or his constant grifting for donations and retweets for himself or his cronies. 🤷🏻‍♂️🤡😂 #TheLiddelestEgo (Follow @DefiantLs who points out his hypocrisy, along with others. 👍)
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I think it’s utterly irresponsible for grocery stores to give customers plastic bags with little tiny holes in them that won’t hold kitty litter.
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Norm Macdonald, the comedian, actor, writer and #SNL alum, has died at 61 after dealing with a cancer diagnosis for nearly a decade. bit.ly/39423gs
I quick reply and a block? Another one who doesn’t like it when someone disagrees with them. 🤷🏻‍♂️🙄😂
Pelosi doesn’t play chess. She plays Chinese checkers.
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My idea of a “culinary adventure” ain’t going to a 5 Star restaurant and trying some rare, exotic food for the first time… no, that’s for wimps. My idea of a “culinary adventure” is eating at a restaurant with a C from the health department. Strap in, bee-yotch! #ironman
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If there’s ever a scandal about me, *please* call it Elongate
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If you really wanna know how much of a bad year 2020 was, Barbie is now living in the projects.
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🎼We gonna Lyft down to Electric Avenue And then we’ll take an Uber🎶
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I guess only some trips matter. 🦗🦗🦗 🤷🏻‍♂️ #SoIWentToCancun
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Whoa! A long lasting hair mousse that saves you time from not having to do your hair everyday! Choose from tight curls (red can) or extra volume (green can)! For even better results, use the Gorilla finishing spray! #foamingmousse #gorrilaglue
The only #PepsiHalftime show one will ever have to watch. 💜 youtu.be/7NN3gsSf-Ys
I wonder if #TanyaRoberts publicist will be doing a Southwest Airlines commercial. #wannagetaway
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Tonight, a bunch of people will go out, drink themselves blind, get behind the wheel of a car and die. Their last thought will probably be the memory of some silly meme about how 2020 was a shitty year. Don’t let it go down like that, y’all. Be careful out there tonight. #NYE2020
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