kristen 💫

I broke my mfing tooth are you actually kidding me

This time next month I’ll be at Disneyland 🥹

Oh hi I missed you twitter (I refuse to call it X)

Tan was diabolical when he said “do you identify as a straight lady? Then why are your shoes so gay?” lmao I actually cackled

the holidays are heavy this year

I was today’s years old when I realized Martha May Whovier and Tanya from Mamma Mia are the same person

Someone go to wurstfest and post vids so I can live vicariously through you

wow Bugonia blew my mind

I need a belly laugh so bad

Wow was not expecting Jordan and sparkle Megan

Halloween is my favorite holiday 😣😣

Didn’t go to a single Halloween event this year smh I’m sad

I need to go back to Europe asap. The vibes here are not it

Wayward is giving Midsommar vibes

How am I just now watching HTGAWM for the first time?? Impeccable. Chefs kiss.

Blessings are on their way! I feel it in my bones!!!

Men who are picky eaters give me the ick

All I want is to go camping with my dog, read, make s’mores and swim in the river. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR

Fun fact Austin Powers is one of my favorite movies

I was today’s years old when I realized Mike Myers played both Austin Powers & Dr. Evil 🤯