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thirty seven years old! ⚾️LAD! GKG!🏒 father to #ReedThomasDisotell! 🥁 Drums for ShoplifterS!

 Harbor City, Los Angeles
Joined April 2009
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New Health Tracker
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I can't believe $73 vehicle registration was rejected by California
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IF YOURE IN LINE AT ARBYS RIGHT NOW STAY IN LINE DONT LEAVE THEY LEGALLY HAVE TO GIVE YOU A BEEF AND CHEDDAR PER THE CONSTITUTION KNOW YOUR RIGHTS 🇺🇸 🇺🇸
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Replying to @realDonaldTrump
Let’s go Brandon!
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Replying to @GavinNewsom @AbdulElSayed
Advice from the man who is responsible for a state that is: # 1 in homelessness # 1 in fraud # 1 in gas prices # 1 in poverty # 1 in funding for illegal immigrants # 1 in NGOs I’d do the exact opposite of whatever this guy says.
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I voted to recall Newsom. so did everyone I know. somehow he still stayed on as Governor and taxed us to death.
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PSA: Reese's Pumpkins Have Been Discovered To Contain Dangerous Poison So Please Give Them All To Dad For Safekeeping buff.ly/telHhSk
PSA: Reese's Pumpkins Have Been Discovered To Contain Dangerous Poison So Please Give Them All To...

PSA: Reese's Pumpkins Have Been Discovered To Contain Dangerous Poison So Please Give Them All To...

EMERGENCY ALERT:

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Walmart Self-Checkout Machine Wins Employee Of The Month Award Again buff.ly/m0auG4P
Walmart Self-Checkout Machine Wins Employee Of The Month Award Again

Walmart Self-Checkout Machine Wins Employee Of The Month Award Again

RANCHO CUCAMONGA, CA—A self-checkout machine at a local Walmart store was selected to be honored as the employee of the month for the fifty-second month in a row, sources confirmed Thursday.

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he's David S. Pumpkins

he's David S. Pumpkins

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powerful wizerd (@powerfulwizerd) profile picturepowerful wizerd@powerfulwizerdOct 26
I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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Today the speed cameras in Los Angeles are live. Fines up to $500. But it’s okay if you lay on the street, poop & piss, masturbate in public around children, smoke crack, shoot up with free needles supplied by government. Don’t you DARE speed though.
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Friendly reminder that Obama saying healthcare is too expensive is like Bill Cosby saying the drinks are too strong. You MADE IT dude.
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Read the Bible openly in North Korea, then I'll be impressed.
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@charureadssOct 21
I read banned books
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Replying to @PatinkinMandy @AbdulElSayed
“In order to protect the flock, we must give the henhouse keys to the fox. The fox understands the dangers we face better than anyone!”
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That are literally on sale. In a store.
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@charureadssOct 21
I read banned books
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Replying to @luisjgomez
@luisjgomez what do we gotta do to get me n Tubs gettin on @StoryWarz ?
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Please disregard the last 50 election cycles where Democrats have promised to clean up the cities that they run and failed. This time they mean it!!
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@marknormOct 21
They should Sioux
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Native American group demands Commanders reinstate ‘Redskins’ name trib.al/Kye7AkM
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Taylor before her first performance of The Fate of Ophelia ❤️‍🔥 @TheAcademy 📸: Gina Gizella
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The Fate of Ophelia (Live from the Academy Museum Gala)
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