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Joined May 2009
becoming who im meant to be 😘 just a pilates princess wit a steam cards addiction 😇 manifesting a positive tomorrow, will you join me? 🥺
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While the No Kings thing is pathetic the events are dangerous in that its been a successful strategy for making sure there is no real protest movement with demands like ending the wars, Medicare For All or ending aid to Israel. They have been totally effective at crushing protest
This is what democracy looks like!
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People are finally beginning to ask the right questions about the No Kings people . They are the biggest ongoing political-movement grift worldwide.
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“2 likes isn’t a lot” imagine 2 brown eyes staring back at you during missionary
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Could have Édith Piaf singing on top of the Eiffel Tower with a cigarette in one hand and a decapitated head in the other and it would still somehow be less French than this photo
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The photo in this post is AI-generated, not a real photograph of protests in Paris. It edits a 2015 image from Yerevan, Armenia, replacing the protester with the Pink Panther. sicnoticias.pt/sicverifica/20… newtral.es/pantera-rosa-p… theguardian.com/world/gallery/…
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Succession is so damn good
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My entire feed has been French people actually protesting then this video popped up on my feed The US will never get anything done if protests stay like this
Demonstrators dancing at a “No Kings” protest today in Chicago
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Replying to @realDonaldTrump
.@realDonaldTrump Any day is a great day for pho soup. I love Asians!
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Watching a 500-lb foodtuber eat the Arby’s meat mountain in his car
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and to realize he was actively learning how to pilot commercial airplanes in the middle of all of this is insane
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you're an idiot if you unfollow me on twitter. my tweets are funny, edgy, unfunny, lame - its always a surprise. spice up your life.
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Never really thought about it but pound for pound career output/success post-SNL this might be the strongest cast ever assembled. Killer after killer
just remembered that we used to have this insane cast lineup during S31 of SNL
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Reminder
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Less of a conversation and more of him talking over you, not listening to what few words you get in, and bloviating while regurgitating stuff he saw on Reddit
you’ll think a man is smart until you start having conversations about politics, religion, social issues and women’s rights. ignorant af. surface level as hell
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Walt Jr's website is still available. savewalterwhite.com
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Marxist men are like “I’m not a misogynist you fucking bitch!”
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hiii 🍓it’s me ur favorite gift card receiver. Slow down, you might miss allof it ☺️🌸
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IT'S HAPPENING! Reese's is dropping a 52oz *pie* that is a GINORMOUS Peanut Butter Cup! This was sold online five years ago and went instantly from @reeses and is FINALLY getting a true release in stores. So far it has been spotted at BJ's Wholesale Club and is an absolutely need! It is $39.99 for those wondering and is gonna be better than ANY pie you might bring for Thanksgiving. Would you grab a Reese's Pie for the holidays?! #reeses #reesespeanutbuttercups #pies #candy #pie
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Took some photographs last night
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A woman gets assaulted at a Trump rally, and the crowd chants “USA! USA!” There’s something deeply sick about turning violence into patriotism. I’m not sure I’ll ever hear that chant the same way again after the Trump era. And that pains me.
If there’s one photo to sum up the Trump era, this is it.
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