@kl0bb
Joined February 2023
Todays time theft is a sepulcher
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For the first time in a long time I’ve finished a sketchbook. Here’s some from Europe
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Late to this but stoat is right and it is what classical art teaching will tell you as well. Drawing on “inference” helps you visualize form and color in a way that the rigidity of reference wont. It’s also just better for your mind and reducing self-criticizing behavior
You should actuallly take my advice, and learn to draw from your imagination most of the time. Learn how to construct figures, and to pose and light them in any way. Stop doing boring studies and rendering things. Learn to concieve and compose a picture.
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Step 12: blow homos like this up with a bazooka
Attention Young Men: I am surrounded by 20 year old girls in my life that are smart, capable, hard working and cute. Nobody is dating them. Not sure what the deal is, but I don’t get it. Step 1: Stop playing video games Step 2: Head to great clips and get that lettuce cleaned up Step 3: Hit a shower (when dating hygiene is critical) Step 4: Go clean your car Step 5: Sign up for a yoga class Step 6: Go to the yoga class Step 7: Ask a cute for her phone number at yoga class (yes you can meet girls IRL and not just on the apps - 10/10 the Dirt Dog highly recommends) Step 8: Follow up within 2 days with a phone call and ask them out for this coming weekend Friday or Saturday night. Step 9: IMPORTANT - come up with a good game plane for date night. Get a dinner reservation, get an activity planned. Let them know in advance what you are doing so they can dress appropriately. I know you are gunna roll off the couch and head to date night, but they are not. They are going to stress about what to wear and call at least 6 different people on FaceTime to ask their opinion. Step 10: I highly recommend you bring flowers to the door step. I’m not covering that you go to the doorstep, because if you don’t do that you have no hope here. Women want men to date them. You don’t need to break the bank on flowers. Head to Trader Joe’s. Grab 2 different kinds of flowers. If you don’t know what matches find the closest looking lady to your mom at TJ’s and ask her. Wrap the 2 flowers into 1 bouquet with paper. Bonus Points you can cut open a TJ bag and use that as the paper. Step 11: Be a gentleman on the date. She isn’t there to hear your life story. Ask her about her. For every 1 question you answer, ask her 3. Open Doors, pay for the meal, be polite. Provided you follow most of this guideline you are highly likely to get yourself an opportunity for date number 2. Keep going until you find someone that you can’t imagine not being around all the time. That’s when you have found a good one for you. My life is complete with my wife as my companion. I wish you the same fortune in life. Happy Hunting.
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How did he get in the wheelchair?
Nidal Hasan is a paraplegic. He’s not going to look like a big scary terrorist. He’s going to look small and helpless as he sits in a wheelchair. The imagery of this is not going to play well with the public.
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Not Real
pretty much the only people i find interesting are downwardly mobile children of upper middle class parents.
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Not Real
fascinated by the downwardly mobile 27-34 year old guy who experienced an early win but struck out and never recovered. he has a bachelor's degree, professional upper-middle class parents and aspires beyond a 9-5 but can't build any momentum and is actively struggling
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They’re actually gonna blow him up like Hector Salamanca but not with a pipe bomb. It’s gonna be a big black circular bomb with a super long fuse and Trump is gonna light it with a long match and plug his ears
Wait, the Hegseth firing squad guy is a paraplegic? They’re gonna shoot someone in a wheelchair on livestream?
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They’re just shooting a random paraplegic on stream
Wait, the Hegseth firing squad guy is a paraplegic? They’re gonna shoot someone in a wheelchair on livestream?
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When my coffee table looked like this i was a free man. When i shortstopped cigarettes and ashed into the wrong diet coke can i was free. And what did i do? I walked into a cell. I lifted my nose. What a fool i am.
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I’ve been pinning any degree of fuck up on a “ghost in the machine” to my boomer coworkers and while at forst they laughed now they’re banding together with torches now to hunt the ghost - this needs to stop
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My barber from Lebanon told me they would blow up thieves with an RPG in the town square. He cut my shit like Curly from The Three Stooges
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They stopped giving police officers billy clubs because the officers kept putting them in their pants to make it look like a massive bulge. The finish straw was in LA they found some officers having a billy club home run derby with the severed head of a jaywalker
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Last night was a piece of podestas artwork bro
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Public executions should be done by putting them in a big flaming bag of dog shit on someone’s porch
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Public executions should be done by feeding the prisoners candy until they explode
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Public executions souls be done by making the prisoners into big jack o lanterns
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All public executions should be held on Halloween and done by the presidents favorite horror movie villain
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