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Changing the GCSE grading system from A-G to 9-1 is the single most ridiculous thing the education sector has ever done in the history of schooling.
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you only have to look at Twitter to see how Phil and holly are now the most hated celebs in Britain for jumping the boss of all queues,the Queen lying in state,to know how seriously we take our queuing..do not fuck with a Brit and their queues.its a sport to us #queuejumpers
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fast track tickets for the privilege few while disabled oap and children que for 12 hrs , shame on holly and phill #ThisMorning
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Guinea Pig Awareness Week has been postponed. As if life in Britain couldn’t get any worse …
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Thank you Ma’am, for everything.
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Education Secretary Michelle Donelan family links to Covid contracts 1) Unispace - £673 million. Sister in law is the cousin of director Sebastian Parsons & niece of Unispace founder Cyril Parsons. 2) Sante Global - £273 million. Sister in law is the cousin of Sebastian Parsons.
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Marmite powder would, in many cases, be better than the viscous semi-liquid form. Imagine sprinkling it on chips or roast potatoes. Or popcorn.
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Listen, I can’t do miracles ok
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Fair is 54%. Not 260%. We are not stupid.
EDF 🇬🇧 (@edfenergy) profile pictureEDF 🇬🇧
@edfenergy30 Mar 2022
Replying to @AngryBritain
Hi, the price cap ensures that you pay a fair price for your energy based on wholesale costs. As these costs have risen, this is why the price cap is increasing to match. Thanks.
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You know we're in deep shit when Martin Lewis our money saving expert says he has used all the tools he has & cannot help anymore...we are heading downwards at a vast speed
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Retweet this tweet before 10pm for the chance to win a month's free phone bill 🤑 T&C's: airtimerewards.link/socialte…
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It's #RandomActsofKindnessDay, and we're giving away family tickets to LEGOLAND® Windsor Resort! For your chance to win, simply: ⭐FOLLOW us ⭐️RETWEET this post ⭐REPLY with a picture from your favourite family day out A winner will be selected on 18th February. Good luck! 💝
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Dear @BorisJohnson and Co, this is what’s meant by ‘leading by example’.
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🎟️🚨TICKET GIVEAWAY🚨🎟️ We have 4 tickets up for grabs for this weekend's game vs @MiamiDolphins! To enter - follow us, RT and tag a friend to be in with a chance to #win a pair LET'S GOOOOOO 🔥 #DUUUVAL
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We're giving 1 lucky member the chance to win a £30 Charlotte Tilbury voucher 🎉 Just RT and give us a follow to enter. Winner announced 12:00 15/08/21.
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Retweet this tweet before 10pm for the chance to win £100 Airtime 🤑
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Impromptu gig with the Klass House band. #ItsComingHome @Baddiel @FrankOnTheRadio @ClassicFM 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🦁🦁🦁
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Me when my England shirt arrives from @WishShopping 📹: @bbcthree
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At the time he was ordering the British people not to hug anyone from other households… 👇
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Want to win £100 Airtime? RT this tweet and give us a follow to enter! Ends 24.6.21
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