When we were kids and thunderstorms rolled in, my mom would shake her head and say "The angels are bowling" and my father would just scream "FUNDER BUMPERS!" like an idiot. Guess which one I do now.

Hey @ralphbakshi!

You fuck right off and die Wordle 505 4/6* 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Abortion is a private medical intervention between patient and doctor. Your opinions only matter if you are one of them. Vaccines are a public medical intervention that affect the entire community. Your abortion doesn't put my family at risk. Your refusal to be vaccinated does.

We've got your backs in Scranton, @JohnFetterman, @CartwrightPA, @JoshShapiroPA, @staceyabrams, @BetoORourke, @CheriBeasleyNC, @TheOtherMandela, @Booker4KY, and @CaptMarkKelly (who's sign is running late)!

I'm getting old. Using Closed Captioning more. Can't find the setting that keeps them from covering up important cleavage. #FirstWorldProblems #FreeTheBoobies

Anybody else legit choke-up over this? @DCHarleyQuinn are you happy that you made an old, fat-man cry? Is that how you get your kicks?!

WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE! +) The median house cost $24K. (Now it's $408K.) +) The top tax rate was 70%. (Now it's 37%.) +) Most jobs offered full benefits and pension. (Now almost none do.) Moral: Before you say "bootstraps", check your privilege.

WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE! +) College costed 20.4% of the median salary. (Now its 50%.) +) 246 minimum wage hours paid tuition. (Now it's 1,457 hours.) +) Plenty of good jobs didn't need a degree. (Now most do.) Moral: Before you say "bootstraps", check your privilege.

Last day of Chemo Treatment! Everything's gone wonderfully and "total remission" are the words of the day! Did up a "Thank You" basket of candy and gifts for my AWESOME treatment crew. Nobody doesn't like a happy gnome giving cancer the finger! @LLSusa #Cancer

Seems like "Lievalanche" should have entered the vernacular by now for stories involving #Trump? "Fibarrage" might work as well, but sounds a bit too cutesy.

This old fan adored @neilhimself's #SandmanonNetflix ! Absolutely stunning! Would _love_ to hear a serious discussion of some of the story/tone changes but it seems the cockgoblins simply drown anything meaningful in that vein in liquefied knee-jerks and melted bigotry bark.

Since #Atheism is trending...

The #WebbTelescope is going to blow our tiny minds to pieces over and over again... but dammit, "Hubble" was so much more fun to say! #NASAWebb #WebbSeesFarther nasa.gov/image-feature/godda…

Well-meaning suggestion: stop defending abortion rights via the extremes (rape, incest, entopic pregnancies, etc.) The only reason for getting an abortion that matters is NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS unless you're the one getting the abortion. #AbortionBan