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a fat as fuck raichu sitting on the couch next to ash ketchums mostly catatonic grandmother blowing cherry flavored weed vape juice in her face while watching american ninja warrior at 4am
imperial Chinese court eunuch retweeted
"mao murdered 30 million people" first of all that wasn't murder that was like some other shit plus scientists don't even know the ramifications of the relative life expectancy gains in China yet. mf hoe
do some people actually think Nathan Fielder watched The Act of Killing and thought to himself "i could do that"
bro they didnt even try to spell it right open.spotify.com/track/1689N…
one of the cooler things about rym is that you can click on the profile of a review written in 2011 and its a 50/50 chance that user is still active
imperial Chinese court eunuch retweeted
I was called lazy and stupid all my life, but thanks to my recent ADHD diagnosis, I know that isn't true. Actual lazy and stupid people are lazy and stupid for a special reason that goes beyond the happenstances of their neurology. I just don't get anything done or know anything
just affirmed a class cancelation email for like five minutes in my head then checked my email and it actually fucking happened
funniest shit ever is in A Chinese Ghost Story when some cops have a lineup of suspects to compare to a criminal sketch and they cant conclude anything because they all look the same
i comment on an instagram post maybe once a month and every single time i do the post blows up for no reason and my comment becomes a hill people kill each other on
imperial Chinese court eunuch retweeted
everyone clowns on adhd people when they pop 30mg of adderall and start crying about how “they finally know what it’s like to be normal” but they’re low key right. humans are meant to be on high dose amphetamines










