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balya πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ

@kitschhoff

plainscapist. barely literate ogre. #whoremembers. #adektwt. πŸŒ„

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Joined August 2010
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🧡πŸͺ‘ Threads of Arachneβ€”that Go Over-And-Under, Truly a Wonder! πŸͺ‘🧡 Since Twitter Moments is now not supported, I will just put my embroidery works under this thread. Each work has a glimpse on details, design process, and stitches being used (or if I forgot to add, just ask).
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Aseel Swaid
@aseelswaid910h
Yoruba EgΓΊngΓΊn Β© Stephan Gladieu
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Prof. Dr. Erma Yulihastin (@EYulihastin) profile picture
Prof. Dr. Erma Yulihastin
@EYulihastin4h
Karhutla Papua selatan terpantau lebih parah dibandingkan Kalimantan.
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α΄° ᡉ ᡃ (@taemwork718) profile pictureα΄° ᡉ ᡃ@taemwork71819h
Replying to @EYulihastin
Tgl 5 malam ada hujan Prof walau tidak merata tapi cukup deras, tgl 6 sudah merata, deras dan lama, sore ini tgl 7 dr jam 14 sampai 15 ada hujan lagi, forecast jg perkirakan malam ini akan hujan lagi palangka raya. Cuma td siang panas menyengat sekali
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Grace
@gracecamille_Nov 7
Forced my friends to go to a comedy show that was so bad, at one point one of them turned to me and calmly said β€œyou know. Life isn’t meant to be good all the time.”
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Omgg hiii
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Jonathan Fine@jonathanbfineNov 6
based on the books i read as a child i was under the impression that my life would involve a lot more of solving mysteries than it actually has
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Holding back tears right now :(
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previous-job bore me and now-job is like poof here’s 3728848283 more context for your to juggle (I don’t hate itβ€”β€”β€”yet)
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tada πŸ“£@bergman_esqueNov 7
Well, @kitschhoff.
BlackChrome64 -πŸ’πŸ–€-β›°οΈπŸŒ² (@BlackChrome64) profile pictureBlackChrome64 -πŸ’πŸ–€-β›°οΈπŸŒ²@BlackChrome64Nov 6
Pervert oomf who is actually really knowledgeable
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Al_Kasser@rape_313Nov 6
Watching a Sunni-Shia debate on tiktok
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It does feel like this this week like #honestly
scarlista shady facts and updates (@bolsheevikatara) profile picturescarlista shady facts and updates@bolsheevikataraNov 6
moodboard
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Oomf is pecoli handal…
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Watched season 1 of Avatar: Seven Havens this week
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TxtdariBekasy πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ (@txtdrbekasi) profile picture
TxtdariBekasy πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
@txtdrbekasiNov 6
Rindi Natasya (22), pekerja di PT Daehyun Bobbin Indonesia, kawasan industri Jababeka 1, Kabupaten Bekasi, mengalami kecelakaan kerja pada Agustus 2026. Tiga jari tangannya putus setelah terjepit mesin saat melakukan pembersihan. Menurut pengakuannya, ia diminta kembali bekerja meski masih menjalani perawatan medis. Ia juga mengaku diminta menandatangani surat perjanjian agar tidak menuntut perusahaan. Biaya pengobatannya disebut ditanggung melalui BPJS. Sementara itu, ia merasa belum mendapatkan tanggung jawab perusahaan sebagaimana yang diharapkan. Hingga berita ini dipublikasikan, belum ada keterangan resmi dari pihak PT Daehyun Bobbin Indonesia terkait pengakuan tersebut. Pihak perusahaan diharapkan memberikan klarifikasi.
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Things i did to make my parents less strict: I am becoming a bad person, like genuinely.
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^ not about me. I talk to my mom as a Grown Up.
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Sometimes I can't fathom how people can spend so much time in social media seeing images, reading captions, etc. and still need ChatGPT caption... like you have 100 hours of screen time on Instagram just this year alone, how are you not good at it???
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Bryan Johnson
@bryan_johnsonNov 5
always improving my protocol
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Replying to @jakebrodes
Reminds me of Du Fu's "Early Autumn, Miserable Heat, Papers Piling Up" γ€Šζ—©η§‹θ‹¦η†±ε †ζ‘ˆη›Έδ»γ€‹ ζŸεΈΆη™Όη‹‚ζ¬²ε€§ε«οΌŒ 簿書何ζ€₯來相仍。 "I am about to scream madly in the office, Especially when they bring more papers to pile higher on my desk." Not the full poem, obviously, but πŸ˜‚
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whenever i have a bad day i always think of how to make the rest four hours of the day nicer, more enjoyable
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@SahilBloomNov 4
Underrated life advice: Have a Bad-Day Protocol. Go for a walk. Eat something clean. Hit a workout. Take a long shower. Get to bed early. Whatever. You don’t need to solve every problem when you’re at your worst. You need a few moves that stop a bad day from becoming a bad week.
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I have SIX hours
balya πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ (@kitschhoff) profile picturebalya πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ@kitschhoffNov 5
I love working white collar job and feeling aggressive towards other normal people
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