@kit_johnson

now @kitjohnson.bsky.social

 Norman, OK
Joined December 2010
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Every single time that I see this bag in my office, I think: “Wow. It must have cost a pretty penny to personalize these bags.”
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Insomniac doom googling did not turn out how I expected.
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"Fear no evil. Joy and Love still live, and it is up to us to build the shelter for the Hope that they provide. Lower those pointed fingers, we will need them to grasp the hammer and forge the nails. /1
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"Do not give in to your righteous anxieties. Our heroes have never left us. All the good that ever was, it is still here. You were born for this time." - Cherri Foytlin /end
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"Wow. You're really at misanthropy level 11 tonight." --honest third party
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Not the TikTok shop coming in hard at me with this ad.
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Check in on your students today. They may be reeling too.
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Hot take: No one is going to know if you choose not to watch the election results roll in and instead of watch reruns of your fav baking show.
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Why did I come home from work when all that's here is bad exit poll data?
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When your colleague starts a comment with "Now I wasn't alive in the 70s...." 😳
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The storms be storming in OK tonight
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When I practiced law, I learned this valuable lesson that I share with my students. You can be a zealous advocate for your client and NOT be mean, belittling, defamatory, or rude. You can be professional and firm while advocating for your client. Too many asshole lawyers in the world.
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“Can I get a lollipop after this?” Overheard my 16yo ask the vaccine lady at CVS :)
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Getting ready to drop the kiddo off for his trip to Europe!
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There is no better moment in life than your sister calling to invite you out for a visit!
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Murphys law of Halloween. As soon as you’re ready to give up the hoards arrive.
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Am I a generous T&T house or do I just want to run through my candy so I can call it a night? The world may never know.
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I don’t want to see a soggy bottom. #gbbo #halloween #prueleith
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A note for tomorrow: ANYONE WHO IS TRICK-OR-TREATING AT FIFTEEN IS PRESUMPTIVELY CLINGING TO THE RITUALS OF CHILDHOOD AT THE MOST DISCOMBOBULATING MOMENT OF THEIR LIVES. THROW CANDY AND KINDNESS AT THEM
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It took an hour and 20 min to make it through the line, but I got to vote this evening alongside my eldest. His first time in the voting booth!
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The early voting line in Norman today was ridiculous. It stretched from Spirit Halloween to Spencer’s. (Yes. It’s at the Sooner Mall,) I’ll have to return another day. #voting #oklahoma
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