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Me trying to sneak my alien home from Area 51 #Area51 #Area51memes

Johanna Mason: District 7

Life’s a beach and I’m getting dragged out to sea by sneaker waves

Am I tripping or does the Duolingo icon look like this for anyone else?

THANKS I ALMOST DROVE OFF THE FUCKING ROAD #EmergencyAlertSystem

Life is measured in “Before Reading Manacled” and “After Reading Manacled”

I still have nightmares

I can’t think too hard about eels or I start spiraling

We need a female protagonist who wakes up at noon! I’m tired of reading about early risers!

Me staring at the trout on my dad’s plate: “Do you think he had a family?”

Neighbor lit a firework right next to my window and I screamed

Christ, this communion bread is good!

Finally hit rock bottom (reading Dramione fan fiction)

Shy Hulud

Sorry I yelled at you. The music was too loud and I could feel my sock slipping inside my shoe.

Sometimes I remember that I used to have a roommate who would call me her side piece instead of her roommate

I just cried and threw up bc I remembered I’m turning 27 in a month

Well, it finally happened! I watched a Spirit plane successfully take flight!

I don’t miss calls. I watch them go to voicemail.