#CertifiedDrugDealer #Flaneuring Idler who when not immersed in #CombinatorialCreativity borderin on #Plagiarism is gatherin n disseminating #UselessKnowledge.
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"A life saved is a statistic; a person hurt is an anecdote"
Until u understand that, you'll keep cherrypicking facts of treatments gone wrong to rant about them on these streets ignoring thousands of lifes saved daily by our Kenyan Doctors! Cc @KMPDU @fnoluga #SilentEvidence – at Rift Valley, Kenya
Marry early, live happily everafter for a century¡
Or marry late, exit the thing early and live happily thereafter as a free bird.
That's the conundrum¡
Q: Adjusting for inflation, hiyo ni ngapi in today's kasongonomics? We'd like to set weddings budget ceilings for our members – at Eldoret, Kenya
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Nikikumbuka nilichangia huyu jamaa some few kaprekas in 2013 naishiwa na nguvu.
Unaandika paragraph mingi to oppose something noble? I would take you serious if you didn't earn most of your living through protests and activism. Charlatan!
Talanta Stadium was budgeted at KSh 35 billion, but we ended up paying KSh 45.85 billion. That is an additional KSh 10.85 billion that was likely pocketed by Ruto and his friends.
A similar 60,000-seater stadium in Ivory Coast the Olympic Stadium of Ebimpé, which hosted the final of the 2023 Africa Cup of Nations cost only KSh 33 billion.
Last month, Harambee Stars players went on strike over unpaid allowances of approximately KSh 80,000 per player.
Yet Mr Ruto is ready to pay Bayern Munich and Ajax between KSh 250–300 million each in appearance fees just to come and officially open Talanta Stadium. That figure does not even include air travel, accommodation, security, and other related expenses.
Ruto wants to pay foreign teams to play at our stadium while inviting our own football stars and aspiring players to sit as spectators.
There is zero value for Kenya in bringing wazungu teams to open our stadium. If they want to play here, they should sponsor themselves not at the expense of a country that cannot pay its teachers and doctors.
If we must invite foreign teams, then in the spirit of Pan-Africanism, why not invite the Africa Cup of Nations champions Senegal, or our neighbours from the East African Community?
We should ask their governments to honour us by sending and covering the cost of their national teams to come play at the opening of an expensive stadium that was never even a priority.
Better still, why not organise a week-long football tournament for young footballers from every county, with prize money of KSh 5 million or more?
Talanta Stadium is ours. We will not allow our taxes to pay for foreign teams.
I have instructed my lawyer to file a Freedom of Information (FOI) request to obtain the full cost of this proposed exhibition match. I refuse the wastage of taxpayers’ money, and I shall move to court if Ruto does not stop this hallucination.
We must invest in our own footballers. Talanta Stadium official opening match should be an opportunity for Kenyan players to shine not a stage to entertain Ruto’s fantasies of hosting
Bayern Munich and Ajax Amsterdam.
Football fans worldwide should also know this: since William Ruto took office in September 2022 through September 2026, police officers have killed 3,958 Kenyans. That averages nearly three Kenyans killed every day by the brutal police force working under Ruto’s regime.
These two teams should decline any invitation to do public relations for a government that kills its own citizens simply for demanding better governance.
Tumekataa.
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Wee @Lawkip sasa hii #RwanadanGP ikikushinda kwenda na huna bibi wala watoto si afadhali wakunyonge tu sasa? What will be the point of your existence on this earth?
BREAKING: Formula 1 returns to Africa with 10 year agreement to race in Rwanda
The African Grand Prix is set to join the F1 calendar in the early 2030s
#F1
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Kipp Flaneur retweeted
You have to be a mad man to want some smoke with these Kenyans ... people who smoke teargas ... South Africans just leave them alone, these ones will embarrass you on any given day
Kipp Flaneur retweeted
Sasa ona kiherehere Bi Sifuna. You never bet against Ruto.Iwe funzo.
If there was a clear plan to build a market in Gikomba, we wouldn’t be seeing state bloggers lifting random images from the internet, some even with swimming pools and football pitches, and passing them off as “artistic impressions” of the proposed market.
A serious plan comes with real designs, clear timelines, and a transparent tendering process. Not propaganda.
Has anyone seen a tender floated for the construction, a tender award given, a contract signed and a contractor on site? So when they say they are building, how exactly are they building?
For the record, I have consistently spoken about restoring order in our city, moving traders off the streets and into properly built markets. I said the same less than a month ago following the Githurai demolition, where traders had encroached onto roads, putting even their own lives at risk.
But Gikomba is not the same.
Gikomba is a gazetted market. The traders there are not operating illegally on road reserves or pavements, they are exactly where traders are supposed to be. They pay market fees and are part of the city’s economic ecosystem.
If the government intends to modernize that market, then it must be done responsibly either through phased development that allows traders to continue operating, or by providing a practical alternative space within the area during construction.
As it stands, there is no clear, immediate plan in place. So, what happens to the traders?
Kipp Flaneur retweeted
Now that the storm has passed, I read those HIV troll tweets with horror.
I think most of you are unaware of the state of the country when it comes to HIV, the reported rise in cases, and the damage that has already been caused by perpetuating stigma.
Kipp Flaneur retweeted
Outpatient SHA is working for Level 1 and 2 hospital. If you go to Level 5 and 6 you must have a referral letter. Why do you want to go and treat a skin disease at a Level 5 yet Level 2 can handle it?
Ruling Kenyans is a difficult task. level 5 and 6 hospitals are not walk ins. You must have been referred from lower level facilities. Endeleeni na rage baiting kabisa then when Sifuna comes in muanze Sifuna Must Go barely 100 days after he is in office.
Letu huku ni jicho tu
Geoffrey Mosiria, a full Ruto man, walked into a hospital and discovered that Level 5 and 6 hospitals are still charging for outpatient services even if you have SHA. He said it himself. SHA is not working the way they promised us. This is not an opposition voice. This is one of their own, seeing the reality on the ground and finally speaking the truth. They sold us a sweet story on paper. But kwa ground, sick people are still being asked for money.
This is painful.
This is disturbing.
And it should make every Kenyan angry
#MainaAndKingangi Rais Anajali Walimu KISE Conference 2026 Sachangwan naivas exposed The Equitable Party
I am interested only in the question: is it, or is it not, good that I have pleased everybody? -55-year-old Dostoyevsky contemplating on the paradox of people-pleasing #UselessKnowledge
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Kipp Flaneur retweeted
If the government proposes to buy new fighter jets in the next Finance Bill you will be the first one to reject it. Wacha tukae na hizi mikebe.
Professional activists are a despicable lot. Most do type their tweet in the comfort of upmarket cafes, completely oblivious of how it actually feels to be poor in a third world county.
Upper decker humans without skin in the game these ones. NkT! – at Eldoret, Kenya
Aliko Dangote will only invest in Kenya if:
1. Lamu citizens are well compensated.
2. He apologises for disrespecting them.
3. He understands that we’re a country where the people decide, not Kasongo!
4. He clearly states anatoa wapi crude oil-last time i checked turkana hakuna mafuta ya kutosha!
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The SGR was 990k per meter. The political class shall forever inflate projects because they joined politriks to get wealthy. And there isn't a ding damn thing you can do about that. – at Eldoret, Kenya
The cost per kilometer on that Rironi Mau Summit is Sh1.26 billion/km.
I mean Ksh 1,260,000 per meter
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Wee @Lawkipkoech , unaona vile I was ahead of time back in the days ya Timba ya actual mbao – at Eldoret, Kenya
Are you a miserable old bastard yet? If not, there's a 73% chance you shall be one in the long run. Either way, si ni life? #UselessKnowledge – at Nairobi, Kenya
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Kipp Flaneur retweeted
Hapa ni makwodhos tu - no plans, no manifesto, no stance on anything. Just a baddie with her mndukuz on a black mamba... 2027 watatuteka kama bado tunatumia zile akili zilipea Ebola Snr. kiti + majority of parliament. We have nowhere to run & nobody to blame - RAO is resting.
Kipp Flaneur retweeted
CS Duale, promote this doctor immediately! He has said something about SHA which Kenyans must know! SHA is working. The only problem is lack of information!
Chensiis will literally block you ukisema uko Tutam.
Polenta sana kwao for not getting yhe essence of democracy they so preach – at Isinya, Kenya
Kuna this ka confused group on X that became politically conscious in 2024. They're currently on their 9th Presidential candidate. They preach constitutionilsm and democracy but only when you agree with them. One thing I'll give them though, they've mastered the art of insults.
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Onyi tulia. You really dont get hii maneno ya sports. Who prefers to watch ball games in a stadium with track nowadays?
Msiingilie kijana ya Sugoi on everything. Even a broken watch is right twice a day – at Eldoret, Kenya
Ndio mjue Kaongo is clueless, he should have built Talanta as a Multi-purpose. The 2029 WC will be held in Kasarani
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Whi amongst us knew the bid had been submitted? Ama tulikuwa busy following the political class politicking 24/7 and other pedantic nonsense? – at Eldoret, Kenya
Nairobi 🇰🇪 has submitted it’s bid for the World Championships 2029. London 🇬🇧, Rome 🇮🇹 and Munich 🇩🇪 have also sent their bids.
Hosts for both 2029 and 2031 to be announced on September 15 in Budapest.
See Kenya’s bid video 👇
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