This is a PSA to those with/without a massive ass:
It can be hard to find a place to park this big thing. Chairs with armrests that press into our ass fat, keeping us from using them. Stools and couches creak and break under our hefty cheeks, dropping us to the floor. Cushions that don't pad our wide butts fully....
Now is your chance to help us! Simply kneel or lay down and let us take a seat for however long we need! Your face or entire body could be the cushion or chair one of us desperately needs to be sit and relax! You might be the next permanent seat (or butt toy) for someone's enormous rear!
I apologize for the smothering weight you'll have to endure and the sweaty/musky scent you'll be breathing, but hey, at least you get to smack and grope as much as you'd like (if your arms aren't pinned to the ground under all that ass)!~馃惥馃挋
If you think you are an exceptional seat that wouldn't mind being a sweat rag or butt plug for cheeks like these, letting them grind and bounce on you as much as they'd like, head over to the blue fan site馃挋































