queria que o nariz dele fosse um cartão de crédito e minha buceta fosse uma maquininha que não validou a transação e ele esfregasse a cara em mim até eu dizer "vai ter que inserir"

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Aztex · Sep 25, 2026 · 6:50 PM UTC

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Aztex

@AztexArts

Sep 25

the cutest lawyer ever! 🌙💤 - #MarvelRivals #daredevil

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marco⸆⸉ ꕤ · Sep 25, 2026 · 2:29 AM UTC

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marco⸆⸉ ꕤ

@marcusandoomfs

Sep 25

NEEEEEEDDDDDD TO MOTORBOAT MATT MURDOCKS FAT HAIRY TITS 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

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Poposhi 🥭 · Sep 25, 2026 · 4:36 PM UTC

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Poposhi 🥭@Poposhiratt

Sep 25

That's my lawyer 🫡 #MarvelRivalsㅤ

DAKO @dako_tsi

Sep 23

WHAT IS MY LAWYER DOING 😭

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Tilda ✪ ⧗ · Sep 25, 2026 · 11:15 AM UTC

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Tilda ✪ ⧗@delicate__14

Sep 25

Sebastian in picnic you’ll always be famous

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Carol 🍉 · Sep 25, 2026 · 2:13 AM UTC

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Carol 🍉@Padawan_Carol

Sep 25

🍑

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ryan gosling eating box · Aug 26, 2026 · 5:52 PM UTC

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ryan gosling eating box @boyphage

Aug 26

friendly reminder you can just watch ryan eat pussy and it’s super fucking hot actually

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stef · Sep 16, 2026 · 4:06 AM UTC

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stef @jeffreynoheals

Sep 16

good night 😭

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ciri 🕸️ · Sep 15, 2026 · 9:58 PM UTC

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ciri 🕸️@noshowscon

Sep 15

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luna ⁸¹ ꕤ 𖣠 · Sep 15, 2026 · 7:41 PM UTC

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luna ⁸¹ ꕤ 𖣠 @jnkpiastri

Sep 15

before we het married i gotta fuck this guy.

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Luffa · Sep 16, 2026 · 2:50 AM UTC

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Luffa @squeakyluf

Sep 16

Spideypool mini comic pg. 2/2 I’m writing the script for more spideypool comics muweeheheh

Luffa @squeakyluf

Sep 13

Spideypool mini comic pg. 1/2

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project hail samu 🛸.⋆𖹭 · Sep 15, 2026 · 4:38 AM UTC

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project hail samu 🛸.⋆𖹭 @magicalounge

Sep 15

I fear this is me with Ryan Gosling, Project Hail Mary changed my life and now I'm watching his entire filmography lmao 😭

bridget @pacinocrave

Sep 14

Going through an actor’s entire filmography because they are sexy

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kyky🎀 · Sep 13, 2026 · 3:43 PM UTC

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kyky🎀@iksearam

Sep 13

Yes I pirate movies. Yes I pirate tv shows. Yes I pirate comics. Yes I pirate books. Yes I pirate audiobooks. I PIRATE EVERYTHING.

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furq · Sep 14, 2026 · 3:21 PM UTC

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furq @furqrahim

Sep 14

Mom asked me if I “think AI could kill us?” Told her they made a movie abt it called “Avengers: Age of Ultron”. She proceeds to say “that would lead to our doomsday”