@kingofmaps

For The Glory. Si vis pacem, para bellum.

 Larksville City/Happy Valley
Joined November 2009
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Due#
@JDue51Oct 19
Those kids aren’t hopping up and down. There’s a bunch of friends under the stadium shaking it.
Chad Fisher DNP
@ChadFisherOct 18
When you give 60,000 Mormons unlimited juice boxes.
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Notre Dame should take this to their conference commissioner.
Warren Sharp
@SharpFootballOct 18
there is CLEARLY 1 SECOND LEFT just watch it back in slo mo it’s not close clock doesn’t even get to 0:00 as I replay it
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Carter Lowe
@carterjloweOct 18
Oregon cheerleader narrowly avoids rogue whale that popped out of the Autzen Stadium turf #huskers #goducks
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The Mexican War, with all the famous civil war generals as young characters
History With Jacob
@HistoryWJacobOct 17
You get $100 million to make a movie about something from American History. What is your movie?
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"my sons a retard, better buy him a shotgun" what is wrong with women
PDX_Info
@momma_pdxOct 16
🚨Bend shooter described as “special needs” by his mother, who bought him the gun.
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Defiant L’s
@DefiantLsOct 17
Some people would say this is a better feature than flying 😂
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Nick
@NickZararisOct 16
The America you grew up in no longer exists
#GRUNKEHEISMAN@DoAHasekRollOct 15
This generation will never how big a deal it was to see your team go to the Rose/Orange/Sugar/Fiesta Bowl was and that’s so fucking sad.
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Becks@BecksWelkerOct 16
The thing you have to remember about the gales of November is they come early
Ryan Hall, Y’all
@ryanhallyallOct 16
Tonight, Lake Michigan is going to have waves taller than a house. Up to 20 feet out in the middle, and a few could hit 23.
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We are a nation of fucking pussies. Probably should’ve just lost world war 2.
Daniel Buck, “Youngest Old Man in Ed Reform”
@MrDanielBuckOct 16
Special education, the social contagion no one wants to talk about...
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Literally nothing because they’re terrible.
Myles Hannak@mylespsuOct 15
What is Penn State hoops cooking?
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Thumser
@JeffreyThumserOct 16
Keep this shit as far from Athens, Georgia as possible
Watcher.Guru
@WatcherGuruOct 16
JUST IN: Elon Musk's Tesla $TSLA officially unveils new flying Roadster.
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Jaret Gold
@JaretGoldOct 15
Next year, 3-3 Penn State at 3-2 Michigan, both winless in the conference in mid-October, would still hold some playoff implications 😂
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Drugs. Retarded. Short bus.
Pete Thamel
@PeteThamelOct 15
Sources: The College Football Playoff is nearing a deal to expand to 24 teams, per sources. The new format will start in 2027 and is expected to come together in the near future, pending final approvals.
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PonyACCess
@ACCessPonyOct 14
Where the fuck does Virginia think Dallas Texas is?
Virginia Football
@UVAFootballOct 13
Game 7 #GoHoos 🔶⚔️🔷
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Phillies Tailgate
@PhilsTailgateOct 14
NEWS: Hitting Coach Kevin Long and Infield Coach Bobby Dickerson will not return to the Phillies coaching staff in 2027, according to @NBCSPhilly.
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Whoever said there’s no such thing as a stupid question really needs to come to my workplace for one fucking hour.
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Granite Mtn.
@gran1te_mtnOct 14
Shane Gillis should be canceled for giving Stavros such a big role in his otherwise good sitcom.
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Why is everyone so mad at Shane Gillis?? Yall act like he killed 3 kids with exercise equipment or something…
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Carr 4 Heisman
@12_beersdeepOct 13
Penn State won the shit talk this week. It’s over.
THE PENN STATE MAFIA🫡@PennStateMafiaOct 12
🚨BREAKING🚨 Michigan has announced that they will be replacing Mr Brightside at the start of the 4th quarter with the Islamic Call to Prayer to better align with their values and population
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⚠️PARENTS BEWARE⚠️ pedophiles are using these figurines to signal their identity to each other in plain sight. Each one represents a victim.
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