Francois El-Alfy

I think, like many, I’m done here.

Having a toddler is just beta testing a human

Jeez, I don’t like the guy either, but stop shooting at him and just go and vote. Way cheaper than bullets and probably a better aim if you want to hurt his manbaby ego complex. #trump #harris #vote

Three boarding cards and eight hours delay later I’m finally boarding a flight home. For three days. I hope that air traffic control idiot who spilled his coffee on his face-dick this morning in Seattle is happy, don’t tell me that’s not what caused it.

WTF has CyberSchmuck done to this app now? Did someone forget to put Elon down for his nap again? #XMarksTheNot

Time for the whole of America to sit down and watch hours of ads interrupted by occasional shit rugby. #SuperBowl

#santa better eat the pie this year. Merry Christmas from Brooklyn, folks

Fuck @Apple and your AppleTV 40% price increase. You have one good show and I already watched it. #appletv #cancelled #pricehike

Probably shouldn’t have binge watched the whole of Lost before getting on my first flight for a year

Update on my finally watching Lost 20 years too late. This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen. Why can’t I stop watching.

Every single person in Britain is now one place closer to the throne. Don’t say we don’t know how to queue patiently.

Don’t know why I waited 18 years, but I’m finally watching #lost. What glorious, bizarre trash. Amazing.

#Johnson really is like that drunk at the bar who refuses to leave after closing time, sat alone nursing his dregs. Go home, Boris, you’re embarrassing yourself.

Ahhh #BorisJohnson. Putting the Cunt in Country since 2019. Take a hint and bugger off, you disconnected, oafish, bigoted clown.

“Tech billionaire buys tech company he’s famously used and advocated for many years” Did I miss the twist somewhere? #ElonMuskBuyTwitter #ElonMusk

Speaking of terrible jokes, why didn’t anyone slap #WillSmith when he was making Gemini Man?

Why is everyone surprised that our lying, cheating Prime Minister has been lying and cheating? #BorisJohnson

This time last year I’d had ny work shut down for nine months already, was out of cash and just about to catch COVID. This year I’m triple vaxxed and just got back from a full time gig. #MerryChristmas from #NYC, all

Looking at the UK public and political response to a raging pandemic, the great plague suddenly makes a lot more sense. Maybe they’ll start burning cats again next so they can keep the pubs open. #PlagueIsland #COVIDIOTS #COVID19 #Omicron