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Proud family man 👪, #drummer 🥁, #writer ✍️, #photographer 📸 & #ManUtd fan ⚽🔴. 'White Russians and Robberies' is OUT NOW! Click the link to get your copy 👇

England, United Kingdom
Joined November 2011
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When you’re trying to get a sleeping bag back in its original case: #CelebrityTraitors
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How Nigella tastes every cake. #GBBO #bakeoff
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Oh good I forgot about the “me me me” twins. What a couple of awful parasites. Imagine spending a single second of your time with these two main character wannabes. EUGH. #MAFSAU
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Oh hi Joe thanks for your opinion but… #MAFSAU
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Forget Julia-Ruthless and her horny adventures, forget Dean’s inability to take a hint, forget ASBO Steven and his sociopathic lying, this haircut is SURELY the biggest tragedy of this year’s #mafsuk
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The #mafsuk producers putting Steven, an emotionally stunted sociopath, together with Nelly, the neediest person on earth.
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#RIP Ace Frehley
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Our hearts are broken. Ace has passed on. No one can touch Ace’s legacy. I know he loved the fans. He told me many times. Sadder still, Ace didn’t live long enough to be honored at the Kennedy Ctr Honors event in Dec. Ace was the eternal rock soldier. Long may his legacy live on!
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A legend who will never be forgotten. He inspired generations of guitarists, myself included, to chase greatness. It’s been an honor to walk in his footsteps. His legacy will live forever. Rest in peace, Ace.
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I remember 1974 being in my room at the Hyatt on Sunset in LA and I heard someone playing deep and fiery guitar in the room next door. I thought “Boy, I wish THAT guy was in the band!” I looked over the balcony… He was. It was Ace. This is my favorite photo of us…
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I'm shocked!!! My friend... I love you! #KissArmy #AceFrehley #Kiss #Spaceman 😿😿😿😿😿😿
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Grace would you like a drink? “I’m a feminist” Ok, but would you like a drink? “Oh my god that’s really pissed me off actually, like I don’t need a man to get me a drink, in my god I can’t do this” #MAFSUK
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We have lost a legend. From Sabbath to Blizzard and onward Ozzy has impacted countless bands and that will not end. KISS was humbled to be an opening band for Sabbath in the mid 70’s. Through decades I’ve known him, Ozzy has always been a kind and very funny soul. Fly high now.
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I’m a few days late, but why did Dave not speak up when Paul was copping it from everyone? He could have said “Jamie went on the date for the same reason; curiosity. And for me, it’s not that big”. Jamie the same. But instead they join in gunning for him? #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia
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Just watched the final episode and I take it back - what an absolute ball bag Paul is. A really wiener.
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Does anyone else get instantly irritated the moment this ball bag pops up on screen? #ARSVIL #arsenal #villa
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And as the piano flies into space, we bid adieu to #Paris2024 . What a great #Olympics it has been - filled with excitement, drama, controversy, enjoyment, competitiveness, and most importantly of all, unity. Bravo Paris, bravo indeed. #ClosingCeremony
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Just turned on the Olympic opening ceremony and it’s like I’ve entered some kind of fucking hellish fever dream. What the shit is happening? #Paris2024 #OpeningCeremony #Olympic2024
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I don’t think I’ve ever hated anyone on reality TV more than I hate this man. #LoveIsland
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Time to let the second worst people in the country have a crack at it
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