Told Archie to get his football boots so he can clean em ( I make him do othem or he doesn't go football ) he said they will be clean soon I said what , he said iv put them in the washing machine 😭😭 I pressed go 10 minutes ago without knowing 😭

So far on my week off iv fell and ended up in hospital , indicated on one way streets about a million times, made a cheese cake , gone about like Archie's maid and cook and cleaned up a million times , should of just booked a holiday 😂

7 more hours and im off for 12 days 🙌

what a wknd I had never trust me to book a hotel 😅 walked out within 10 minutes!!! Ended up in Chester next to a church rave 😅🙌then the next day ended up in Wales climbing this beautiful waterfall 🫶 then ended up at the airport plane watching 😅 never a dull moment with me 😂

Thought about dieting .... Ate a sausage roll 🙌

I need caffeine cake and matchsticks

Awwwwww im tired 😭😭

I don't I lay diagonal and lose the remote anilkion times and can't eat in my bed I'd lose my shit at crumbs 😅

one of the many shit things about this night shift !!! Shit biscuits!!!

Absolutely HATE NIGHTS 😭

1500 words left on this essay a house to clean and a night shift tonight 😭 no rest for the wicked as they say !!!

Gonna buy a recorder and lie there at night playing London's burning over and over just to piss Archie off !! ... Mum goals !!!

Imagine this though ..... Customer ... I didn't order that !!!! Me ... Well you get what your giver you ungrateful shit piss off 😂😂😂😂 yes maybe I won't give up my job just yet 😂😂

Thinking about giving up my whole career and just going working at Starbucks they seem happy as fuck

Kinel hahaha best game iv watched this 😂😂 what a ref 😂😂😂

This is turning out to be some game 😂

My boy 😂♥️🙌 probably sat gutted now though 😅

Yep that's my kid bottom left ♥️🙌😂