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Joined August 2022
Meine Frau bei meiner Beerdigung vs der Typ dem ich beim kacken Reels schicke
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Ted Lasso writers are punching air right now that they didn’t think of this lame line
"You have to be an iPhone, you gotta upgrade every year." 😭 CJ Stroud on why last season's success means nothing for this season.
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Blackchester United, you ARE Premier League champions.
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Grandma with Alzheimer asked my mom who that ugly guy is and that was me
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Alcaraz getting injured is genuinely the worst thing that has ever happened to tennis
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this on repeat all day today
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croomf reveal…be nice🤍
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Machael Carrick and Kobbie Mainoo 🥹❤️
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This must feel like how Americans felt when Osama Bin Laden died
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Semenyo will choose citeh but I still have hope
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the feeling of being sunday and not having to worry about races or shit pitstops because the season is over and your driver is a world champion
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LANDO NORRIS IS YOUR 2025 WORLD DRIVERS' CHAMPION 🏆🔥
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Me pretending to be a make a wish kid to meet Ruben Amorim
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You’re W faps bro
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BRO i cannot stress how much us rashford fans deserve this 😭😭😭 we’ve been preaching for years he is *THIS* player
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me when someone spills matcha all over my clairo vinyl then dares to joke about saiyaara movie in front of the huzz (7’4 currently listening to beebadobe)
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You know how bad you have to be at your job for Italians to tell you to listen to a Black man
Italian Newspapers this morning: “Ferrari, it’s time to listen to Lewis.”
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