@killlaben

rot in pieces

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Joined August 2014
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Idk man it’s just something about a woman looking extremely disinterested while she’s on her phone in front of me the whole I just seem to love that
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No I think it’s very healthy for every human interaction to be filmed, posted, and discussed and then somehow leveraged into a social media presence. It’s very normal and it always happens to folks who aren’t unbelievably mentally ill so let’s keep it up
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🍁@JAM3SMADDISONOct 18
girl left me on delivered for two weeks so i unsent the message, she instantly replied saying “why’d you unsend”
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@1vysaursOct 18
babe are u okay? you barely fed our confusing bond today
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BRISTACKZ@sp1nabinaOct 18
red hot on the dresser lol u be eating down
Ekun💎
@MARVELLOUSMIZEOct 17
Money is my body language
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Up1™️@damnITdameeOct 17
Y’all be saying “def” cuz y’all can’t spell defanently. I peeped.
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ً@HeyManNiceShirtOct 17
Replying to @HeelWillMahoney
All the recent comparisons between porn and wrestling has reminded me of the greatest twitter thread of all time from back in the day
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#AEWWrestleDream
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highkick@HlGHKlCKOct 16
FUCK YOU FISHERMAN
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@nahimdifferentOct 16
that shit was so gangsta
jimmy outsold is carrie red
@jimmysoldoutOct 15
who the hell was sponge feeling like😭😭😭
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Love my friends
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Thinking about when a waiter at the wedding yesterday was serving appetizers and I kinda snatched the last one cause i hadn’t eaten for a couple of hours and dude goes “this guy isn’t shy huh” to my table
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Famous TAIGAAAA DRAAAAAIVAAAAAAAA!
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Egg@eggfromabirdOct 16
pussy from a girl who has plotted to kill me multiple times
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I hate when it feels like old times cause it’s not old times
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Chilling outside the tent w my homie and some drunk guy leaving comes over and very somberly says “you guys becareful tonight okay?” And before we could respond he goes “aaaahhhhhh fuck being safe I’m drunk already” and then we laughed and I dapped him up wow love weddings
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LOVE MY FRIENDS. AND THEY ARE NOW A MARRIED COUPLE. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Being nosey is hella fun tf
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Couple fighting at in n out I think one is non binary and they keep saying “don’t call me a woman” and bro just goes “why do you want me to call you something you’re not” oooooffff
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Just loosened my belt at dinner after a wedding. Wow. Just like tv.
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