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Abdul El-Sayed: “We are being actively bullied by the dumbest people in the room. Donald Trump is an idiot. He has one genius which is getting attention. Because his dad never gave him enough, because he was a nepo baby, he craved attention and used the bullying tactics to get it. But the man is an idiot. Just a fool”
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Joe Buck and Troy Aikman at the Super Bowl Halftime show
Troy Aikman confirmed today he plans to leave ESPN after the Super Bowl 61 broadcast with Joe Buck.
Aikman and Buck had been partners on calls for 25 consecutive seasons.
There is significant buzz building that ESPN could be replacing Aikman with Pat McAfee in 2027.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Troy Aikman said he will be a free agent after this season but did not confirm plans to leave ESPN. McAfee has denied any conversations about replacing him in the MNF booth.
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Sometimes I think about how the worst parts of being a Millennial include growing up in a society that has already decided to kill the planet, knowing we're going to be the first ones to live long enough to watch it happen.
In a strategic retreat, the United Nations concedes that Earth has lost its chance to prevent some of the worst impacts of global warming.
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Everyone’s introduction to Kyle Chandler was Coach Taylor in Friday Night Lights, but this was mine.
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Permanent DST is stupid because in the winter we get 9 AM sunrises.
Permanent Standard is stupid because in the summer we get 4:45 AM sunrises (and lose an hour of sun in the evening during the nicest time of the year).
The best solution is what we do if we'd stop being babies.
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I’m Kid Rock.”
“I’m Naomi Wolf.”
“I’m Kanye West.”
“I’m Matt Taibbi.”
“I’m Catturd. Those stories, plus Rob Schneider, tonight on 60 Minutes.”
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Why would the worlds most successful living musician agree to have his dead wife and friends made fun of by the worlds hackiest chuds for an hour. What could possibly be in this for him.
EXCLUSIVE: #PaulMcCartney declined the hot seat at this year’s live roast on Netflix before the streamer turned to Kevin Hart:
“We did ask Paul McCartney at one point,” comedian Jeff Ross, the “Roastmaster General” and executive producer of the franchise, confirmed to Variety. “To me, that would be a fantasy roast. Paul McCartney doesn’t need anything, but a Paul McCartney roast would be good for the world. It would be so funny to me because he is so loved.”
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i’m not exaggerating when i say the 37 second mark has maybe the worst sounding yell ive ever heard in any song. sounds like someones strangling gilbert gottfried
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ted turner was what you ideally do if you're a billionaire, which is spend your money on baseball and wrestling
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John Fahey: “Turtles are my favorite animals. Everybody runs over them on the highways and that’s why I want to kill everybody. That’s one reason why I want to kill everybody.” Via a 1970 interview.
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Forrest Gump: the FBI gave me a pistol and told me to shoot a man named Malcolm X they said he was a mean man saying rude things about white people even other blacks like minister farrakhan thought he needed a spanking
Me: *checking watch* where is this fucking bus dude
