@killMadison

mother

 Portland, OR
Joined May 2011
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Mana pulled up to the spot listening to mid vol smooth jazz hands on 10 & 2 with proper posture I was scared
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We’re so back
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We’re so not back
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Immediately regret
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Born to be a frail renaissance Princess in a castle cursed to be an Oregon trail shorty crossing the river on foot to save her ppl from famine & pox 😞
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Y’all ever fuck around and forget to eat after drinking too much caffeine and have to force yourself to eat 6 stale wheat thin‘s and a glass of room temperature tapwater before you pass out from the shakes at 6pm ha haaa???? 🤠
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Legitimately considering reemerging on this app as a shit poster again during this mid life crisis wave Tap in chat????
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Thinking about being at a shitty power violence house show in sum basement in 2016
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I really hope I feel what my version of normal-was again soon
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I am so fucking sad
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Rip to the best friend I ever had 👼❤️
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Madison retweeted
RP@RileySRP12 Aug 2021
Our little princess is 8 months old today 🥺😍
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If anyone wants to buy this tired ass mom coffee before I have to work this evening here’s my Venmo 🥺🥴
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Starting work this evening and officially no longer a stay at home mom 🥺
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I cannot stop calling ppl BITCH when I’m excited and I think the bros hate it
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I’m smaller than I was pre pregnancy (!!) but my body straight up does not feel like it’s mine I hate it here
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I hate feeling trapped in this body
I can’t wait to go back to work but also sad to not be with Myla all day every day 🥺
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