parda nasheen ko beparda na kar doon to akbar mera naam nahin hai (immigration attorney)

Chicago, IL
Joined May 2009
akbar hassan retweeted
Melania Trump's reading is Zacharia-like
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Today, I asked the Supreme Court to affirm that federal courts have the power to hear my case. The government knows all too well that its baseless allegations and smears against me cannot survive the slightest scrutiny in federal court. That’s why it is doing everything it can to keep those courts from looking at my case and to channel it into its kangaroo immigration courts. So the question is simple: can the government weaponize immigration laws to punish someone's speech, then tell federal courts they have no power to step in? If the answer is yes, none of our speech is safe. If the Trump administration can punish someone for pro-Palestine speech, this or any future administration can punish anyone for any speech. Read the petition: ccrjustice.org/home/what-we-…
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akbar hassan retweeted
Breaking News: Mahmoud Khalil, the Columbia University graduate who was arrested by ICE agents last year amid campus protests, appealed to the Supreme Court in an attempt to prevent his deportation. nyti.ms/4saxiy1
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akbar hassan retweeted
Shut it all down This is insane
BREAKING: Georgia police officer fired after giving her ICE agent husband access to Flock surveillance cameras, which he used to conduct nearly 1,000 license plate searches.
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Oh really? Because @USAttyEssayli and @DHSgov BOTH claimed I was not telling the truth when I said that all 20,000 names on the list hadn’t been verified yet. And now we have a top official at DOJ outright agreeing with me!
WOW. Trump’s #2 at DOJ just admitted this: “There may be some names on there who it turns out ultimately are citizens. We’re not perfect.”
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akbar hassan retweeted
Replying to @ReichlinMelnick
I had the same thought when I saw that post earlier. Trump himself said he wanted to hand out green cards to international students at graduation.
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I tracked Trump's immigration campaign promises fairly extensively throughout 2024. I do not a recall a single time that his campaign promised to cut legal immigration by half.
PROMISES MADE, PROMISES KEPT. @NYTimes: 'The Trump administration cut legal immigration in half early this year with policies blocking visas for immigrants from nearly half the globe.'
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akbar hassan retweeted
Can’t resist asking everyone to try good lau-er shukto. Trust me you will fall in love. My maternal grandmother used to make it & maa does it too. It is unbelievably good. Bongs will know :)
I avoided lauki like the plague for the past 7 years after food poisoning from lauki ka halwa but after some recent lauki dishes i have changed my mind. theek thaak hai lauki
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He says the name just fine when he’s begging the Qataris for a personal jet or the Saudis for funding for his son-in-law’s private equity firm. Wonder what’s changed?
Trump on El-Sayed: "His name is actually Abduladadalalalala. It's Adulbabababababa Mohammed Al-Sayed. So his middle name is Mohammed. So I was right. He's a jihadist."
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akbar hassan retweeted
the best part of having a little baby is seeing them discover the world from scratch. the tink tink tink of your spoon against a glass makes them laugh, because how delightful a sound! a canopy of leaves, beautiful as things are the first time you encounter them
such a precious moment
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akbar hassan retweeted
No self-respecting journalist should work for Bari Weiss.
Bari Weiss pushed CBS to link Abdul El-Sayed to the September 11 attacks and place James Talarico at a mental health center in Ohio when he was sick with the flu Link in following post
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akbar hassan retweeted
Bari Weiss pushed CBS to link Abdul El-Sayed to the September 11 attacks and place James Talarico at a mental health center in Ohio when he was sick with the flu Link in following post
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akbar hassan retweeted
Looks like Americans got their livestreamed public execution after all
HORRIFIC: The U.S. Air Force tragically confirms the airman rappelling from the Alamodome rafters before the Navy-UTSA football game has died. Medical personnel immediately tended to the airman, and he was transported to a nearby hospital, where he later died from his injuries. Very sad!
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akbar hassan retweeted
What’s happening in France is a wake-up call to the entire world. 🌍 The cost of living keeps rising while everyday people struggle to survive. People are tired of working hard just to barely get by. Governments need to start listening to the people before frustration turns into chaos. 💯🙏🏽
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Don't threaten me with Healthcare
🚨🇺🇸 Trump: "You'll all be forced into a communist system. You'll be forced into a system where everyone gets healthcare."
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akbar hassan retweeted
This is how we are treating our history. Coming from Rome, where every random tomb and pyramid from 2000 years ago is preserved and celebrated, this breaks my heart. We have history and culture as complex and layered and old. We ought to treat it better.
Razia Sultan Tomb Shahjahanabad
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akbar hassan retweeted
Ab lauki ka mazaak udaane se bhi desh ka Hindu dukhi ho jaata hai
Actress Kareena Kapoor appeared on Kapil Sharma’s show with her husband, Saif Ali Khan. During the show, she said that people in Saif Ali Khan’s family always ask for bottle gourd (lauki) to be cooked. While saying this, she made a disgusted face. She then said, We are people who eat paya, referring to non-vegetarian food, and started laughing, implying that she cannot eat bottle gourd (lauki). Kareena Kapoor is such a big actress, yet she is making fun of veg food on national television and showing such disdain for vegetarian food, even in a Hindu-majority country where a large number of people enjoy vegetarian food and it is widely preferred in India. Kareena Kapoor should respect all kinds of food choices. I did not expect this from her.
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akbar hassan retweeted
Chicago is great but its problems are obvious: it was built over soggy marshland and, to this day, ancient amphibians, pale salamanders the size of train cars and toads the size of houses, slumber in the soft mud beneath the water table. One day, those monsters will wake up.
Chicago is an excellent city. Why isn't this more well known?
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Jesus Christ dude.
Vance is confronted by the emotional husband of a soldier killed in Iran War and acts like he had no idea anyone ever died: Q: It's a hard price to pay. There's a failure in the leadership. How will the leadership be held accountable? Vance: If there were failures... This is the first time I've heard of this.
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I avoided lauki like the plague for the past 7 years after food poisoning from lauki ka halwa but after some recent lauki dishes i have changed my mind. theek thaak hai lauki
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