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England, United Kingdom
Joined July 2012
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Apparently this segment from SNL’s Weekend Update is upsetting to Elon Musk and his fans. Be a shame if this went viral.
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A White House press corps "reporter" asked Dana White who would win a fight between Trump and Biden. Two more years of the Make-a-Wish presidency.
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For anyone who believes his bullshit, ask yourself, has he ever prosecuted ANYONE from the 2020 election??? NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! With the same voting machines that he is complaining about today, as he attempts to build the same narrative. Any why not? Ask yourself honestly. Why hasn’t Trump, the President of the United States, with control of the DOJ, prosecuted anyone from the 2020 election? That ought to make some of you very angry especially those of you who lost personal money, personal life relationships, and even went to prison for Trump as you fought against the 2020 election. The real truth for the 2026 midterms is that something like 14 million Trump/Republican voters stayed home because, for multiple issues, they couldn’t support Trump and Republicans anymore. The polls weren’t really wrong, the polls his team showed him knew they were going to lose but lied to him that it would be this bad. Because his entire political team makes money off of rallies, fundraising, and everything to do with Trump involved in elections. And if they had told him it was going this bad, for one he might have changed course, but two probably would not have gone out and done rallies everyday like they had him doing. But really don’t feel too sorry for him. His ego and pride are hurt and he knows the big Democrat victory is 100% on him. So this is another attempt to deflect any wrong going off of himself.
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Goldbridge apologising to Villa for the Lammens foul at the end. Wants Carrick gone so bad that he was devastated that Dorgu equalised. Great times.
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Incredible subs from Carrick. My manager.
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Villa score another 8 here and United are bottom on goal difference
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That was a fantastic Lammens save from Yoro tbf.
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United can’t even do mass walkouts.
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Alisson should be furious.
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The football moves faster than any player.
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Where I’m at is that you can’t start your best team *every* week but it should be enough to beat 19th placed Palace. {We’ve spent over half a billion since winning the league}
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This is a formal request for Susie Wiles and James Blair to stop harassing me with texts and calls. If there is a factual inaccuracy in what I said, send it to me in writing and I will vigorously correct and apologize for any misstatements. I will note that everything I said is substantiated by other senior officials. If you want to file a lawsuit and get into discovery of whether it’s provably true that Ballard and Continental had an undue influence on the White House policy process, do it. I believe we are in an existential moment for the country, and Americans were owed an honest accounting of the past two years so we identify the problems we need to move on from.
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Lmao holy shit
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MAGAs should watch this clip of Talarico putting his "I Voted" sticker on the memorial for Lorenzo Salgado in Houston if they’re still wondering how Texas got flipped *Lorenzo Salgado was murdered by ICE Nazis
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Holy shit she nailed everything perfectly!
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Funny how VAR suddenly becomes interested when it's one team but not the other... 😂
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If he wants to be a tough guy and veto everything….democrats should just start passing everything like raise minimum wage, do healthcare, childcare, even do the $5K checks that he promised and have him veto it all
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Kerry retweeted
Trump: We charted the human Ga-Nome to cure diseases.
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Bingo
Message from the American people received by Trump. His response: let’s go with little Himmler.
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