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Here for a good time, not a long time. | I’m very busy

Fredericksburg, VA
Joined June 2011
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I’ve always been a big @USAUltimate supporter, but this masters hosting situation & lack of org cooperation (which evidently has been in effect for years) has really made me soured my belief in the system.
I don’t get on here much anymore, but when I do, it’s to complain about @USAUltimate and the utter idiocracy that goes on there when it comes to coordinating around other high profile ultimate orgs. In this case, the @PremierUltimate and National qualifying events for masters.
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I don’t get on here much anymore, but when I do, it’s to complain about @USAUltimate and the utter idiocracy that goes on there when it comes to coordinating around other high profile ultimate orgs. In this case, the @PremierUltimate and National qualifying events for masters.
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You have more and more high level people aging up every year but still continue to make it so difficult for good players to plan & play.
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AND, I GUARANTEE if you don’t hold it the same weekend as PUL Champs, you cater to higher competition WITH MOST OF THEM being woman matching players.
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I just don’t get why the MA can’t host its own regionals if we have enough teams. The region with the most teams, should host. It literally gives you more money.
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🚨 🚨 The Ultiworld d3 team is collecting info for this upcoming season about teams in order to have the most knowledge we can and create the best possible coverage. If you can send this link to your team’s leadership it’d be much appreciated! forms.gle/iyN4ZbXdQETMhrmo7
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The amount of scores I’ve put into the USAU app myself to help solidify the bracket layout is silly. Oh yeah, I’m in Oregon going off of Twitter feeds. Teams, do better.
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I need @RVAXFlatball vs @RallyUltimate tweets and I need them 15 min ago.
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Keys Pattie retweeted
New update for my #k1cav classic playlist is now available on Spotify Spotify link spotify.link/yYVinOm7qDb 📸: @k1cavpaintball 🎨: @keysopensdoors #k1cav #k1cavpaintball #k1cavplaylist #icpl #playlist #spotify
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Replying to @USAUltimate
@USAUltimate it has taken literal months to plan Regionals weekend, from both team and TDs standpoint. You can expect everyone to just POSTPONE till next weekend. Nationals isn’t for another month. There needs to be more time to coordinate a move like this.
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You CANT expect. Fml.
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Thank the gods we have @espn to stream these games. *experiencing technical difficulties* Milwaukee is a brutal environment.
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Turns out all I had to do was press POST and it comes back up immediately. I’m sorry to everyone I didn’t do that after the 5th consecutive commercial rerun.
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Keys Pattie retweeted
Local news hound Morty Tennyson with a hard-hitting piece on the Morgan Wallen brawl. #GetMorty @BindleyHardware
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As an avid disc golfer, I need @jeskeets to keep us posted on his “frolfing” adventure. The segment on Is This Good was hilarious and Matty could not have been more wrong.
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If you guys Venmo me(@AkshatRajan) $500 by tomorrow afternoon, I will donate all of it(with proof) to the Delrico Johnson fund that supports BIPOC and drive up to capture highlights of tomorrows game in NYC. @Lana_del_rico RT and share!
Let's hear it for New York! Concrete jungle where dreams are made of. There's nothing we can't do! SAT July 1st @6pm Randall’s Island Field #10 (ticket links in bio) 📷: @phototino x @TayaraRomero
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Keys Pattie retweeted
Sorry for ghosting everyone today, we were busy getting 1st place 🤪 15-5 spice 15-8 ant madness 15-12 brackish Lots of GREAT stuff out there including Rachel skying a pile, Donnie having numerous sick d’s, a handblock from Tyler in semis & a sideline baby Proud of us 🏆💖 HFGN
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Not only did something like this not go out for D-III, but apparently this weekend is just “the 2023 College Championships”, with no further distinction or clarification needed. Very cool
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