@kewlwick

writer, producer, fmr @allinwithchris @AymanMSNBC & @VelshiRuhle, comedian, Pokéfreak

Joined December 2012
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"my favorite season is summer" we get it, your thighs don't touch, congratulations
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"I thought our mission was clear: maintain peak 23-year-old fitness for the next fifty to seventy years." By @kewlwick thebelladonnacomedy.com/annu…
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Really really grateful for this and everyone I get to write with. Sure wish the studios would pay us fairly to do it!
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HELL YES. Congrats to these workers and to @CWAUnion. 💪🏻Extremely stoked to see this WALL TO WALL video game union! latimes.com/business/story/2…

Sega of America employees vote to unionize

Employees at Sega, known for titles such as Sonic the Hedgehog, voted to unionize, forming the largest multi-departmental video game union in the U.S.

latimes.com
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SNY Mets
@SNY_Mets7 Jul 2023
The Mets are 5-0 in July.
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when i’m president, we WILL have the Fergie national anthem available in EVERY karaoke bar in America, i promise you that
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i'm making this trailer my screensaver
Film Updates
@FilmUpdates20 Jun 2023
The trailer for Luca Guadagnino’s ‘CHALLENGERS’ starring Zendaya, Josh O’Connor and Mike Faist has been released. In theaters September 15, 2023.
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Baseball is for everyone 💜 #PrideNight
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Pride Night is TONIGHT at @CitiField! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Join us 👉 bit.ly/3Ny8rBF
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friendly reminder that i would die for this man. happy pride
New York Mets
@Mets15 Jun 2023
Pride Night is TOMORROW at @CitiField! 🌈 @outtadapakmark is excited to celebrate with you all.
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Everyone on this show is extremely funny and also a good person (except for AI which is as unfunny as it is not a person) – at Brooklyn, NY
CAVEAT@caveatnyc13 Jun 2023
TONIGHT | 9:30 PM TURING TEST: LIVE! Can you tell the difference between humans and robots? A panel of comedians will present a piece of media and the audience will decide whether it was written by a person or ChatGPT. Tickets➪➪ buff.ly/3NpR8CU
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CAVEAT@caveatnyc13 Jun 2023
TONIGHT | 9:30 PM TURING TEST: LIVE! Can you tell the difference between humans and robots? A panel of comedians will present a piece of media and the audience will decide whether it was written by a person or ChatGPT. Tickets➪➪ buff.ly/3NpR8CU
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inside our foster cat there are two wolves, and both of them peed on my duvet last night
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i know this isn't the point but if we weren't in the middle of a (absolutely justified) writer's strike, @brendanhunting would be working on his Jack Smith impression for SNL right now
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.@chrislhayes: Why did North Carolina State Rep. Tricia Cotham change her position on abortion so radically in just five months? She owes that explanation to the voters who elected a pro-choice Democrat who just put a 12-week abortion ban on the books.
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Tim Curry.
erin proctor@postproctorism16 May 2023
how do you serve cunt in a Shakespearean way?
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fantastic news everyone: Hestu and i have the same purse
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CNET writers, editors, video producers and content creators have unionized with @WGAEast! CNET has a proud history of tech news, reviews and in-depth reporting. We’re fighting to keep that trusted legacy while securing industry-standard protections and assurances.
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move over, Hemingway
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It’s @NBCUniversal upfronts day, and we’re out here letting people know: NBC is dragging union negotiations into **the third year*** by refusing industry-standard job security proposals and pushing aggressively anti-worker language that would allow them to terminate us at-will.
Hand holding a flyer outside of 30 Rock.

ALT Hand holding a flyer outside of 30 Rock.

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the stranglehold this haircut had on my 13-year-old libido
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