watching @lukehastings ogle and pet his new Macbook. at this rate, dude should just marry a robot...
retweeting @helacious_C for the beer lovers: food and beer pairing. http://tinyurl.com/4rf5nb
@guhmshoo awesome cartoon! i saw it on @lukehastings computer screen (we're roommates/co-anchors, living the cartoon life).
for the record, i didn't completely vom on Sally Barnes (call me). you decide: http://tinyurl.com/45jfph
Somebody please keep the beach balls away from @scoopie77 before someone gets hurt.
i just realized it's Friday - TGIF (Totally Getting Intoxicated Fast, props to @jimhawks)!
Replying to @matt_hisamoto
@zizuhyte of course not, dude. forget college condescension, TV is awesome!
just ate so much food, now time to sit in front of the TV and play video games. hope i don't get finger cramps.
@untouched0magic squirrels are scary/freaky/twitchy animals. they're all over campus and i swear they have evil motives.
Retweeting @vivid007 monkey waiters? no seriously... a monkey will bring you a beer! http://tinyurl.com/4de36t
@DocHobbes dude, Gordo doesn't have it together to have a Twitter account. all he does is watch TV and get scared of MK Olsen's face!
