It will always be Twitter to me

Norwich, Norfolk
Joined October 2010
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me and the girls all got oasis tickets so we can hear wonderwall live 😍 do they have any other big songs we should listen to before we go x
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*Frantically Googles the old GCSE letter grade equivalents…* Oh, that’s ok then 😃 #phew
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Reckon @flintoff11’s Field of Dreams On Tour might just be the most important thing on telly right now
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The dog lies next to my desk chair like this every day. A very painful/expensive accident waiting to happen 🤦🏼‍♀️😬
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Surely @MrAndrewCotter has National Treasure status by now?
Here are the best one-liners from BBC commentator @MrAndrewCotter during the Olympic Closing Ceremony
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Blimey, the casting director on #WickedLittleLetters pulled a bit of a blinder didn’t they? Just when you think it can’t get any better, they pull Atkins, Adefope and Scanlon out of the hat! And wait..is that Tim Key?? Mad 🤯
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Legend! 💪
HEWETT COMPLETES THE SET 🫶 🔥 Alfie Hewett is now a singles and doubles champion at all four Grand Slams, defeating Martin De La Puente 6-2, 6-3 to win the Gentlemen's Wheelchair singles title for the first time 🇬🇧 #Wimbledon
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I love this country ❤️🤣
It’s coming home 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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👌#class
Football is a simple game. Twenty-two men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, the G̶e̶r̶m̶a̶n̶s̶ English always win. All the best for the final on Sunday, England! #EURO2024
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And then there was prom. And in about an hour’s time they’ll all be staring at their phones watching the footy and the teachers will curse the day they ever booked prom for 10th July. But until then….🥰❤️😍
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Thinking about making ‘pressure is for tyres’ my new bio.
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‘Pressure is for tyres’ Quite 🙌 #EnglandvsSwitzerland
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Kirsteen Thorne retweeted
Are there any @SIBANational brewers out there who could help spread the word about #asianhornets by using one side of your beer mats? Would really help @britishbee @kethorne1 if you can. Happy to share our artwork - these invaders are killing our native bees & threat biodoversity
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I would like to congratulate my eldest daughter on making it all the way through high school without once getting a detention for rolling her skirt up too high. Even though she did it every…single…day. Flew under the radar for 5 years. No more nagging 😆 Well done Year 11s! 👊
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The search for a dog toy that can withstand a dog continues….🤨
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The high school are asking for the eldest to return the key to her locker (which she hasn’t used for years) so they can issue the £5 refund (which I never expected to see again) before her final exam and the end of her school days this week. Chances: slim to none 🤷‍♀️😬
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I absolutely adore this woman 😂
Maryam Moshiri was supposed to say “habitat” but her autocue said “habit”, so she followed it up with “I’m Rob Burgundy” (via @NathanEChard)
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This is my worst nightmare! One of the scariest villains ever to grace the screen😱
He's back... with a vengeance. ​ Feathers McGraw returns in Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl, a brand new film premiering on @BBC in the UK and @netflix globally this winter.
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Since when did anybody have to be convinced into buying chocolate muffins with the words ‘soft & fluffy’?
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