Aries • INFJ • 6w5 • she/her • nurse midwife ✨🧜🏽♀️🦋🌈
wacko
Joined April 2012
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So I was having a rough day yesterday and randomly decided to run by a gas station to grab some wine and the front desk lady takes one look at my drivers license and says “Oh you’re an Aries? Congrats on being a crazy bitch” 🤣🤣 – at Waco, TX
Sad story:
I was able to get 2 tickets for Halsey’s concert in Austin, TX on 10/27, but I am no longer able to go due to my pregnancy being too high risk & being multiple hours from home isn’t a great idea. Anyone want to buy them? @halsey @TheHalseyRoom #TheGreatImpersonator
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Me practicing the lyrics to all of Megan thee Stallion’s songs in preparation for thee Hot Girl Summer tour of 2024 🔥
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Kane Hodder, the actor that played Jason Voorhees in four of the "Friday the 13th" films, declined a scene where Jason was supposed to kick a dog. He insisted that Jason was not evil enough to hurt animals.
Damn I really hate men lol
If Taylor Swift is going to be taking over our Sunday’s I’m going to need to see a sex tape. These are my demands @PardonMyTake
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she finally has a man that doesn’t look like the ghost of someone ravaged by tuberculosis in victorian london
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Joe Jonas reveals that Sophie Turner „sometimes didn't help him when he couldn't screw the lids off jars with his dainty little fingers“, TMZ reports.
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if/when my dog dies i’m just k!lling myself like a normal person instead of doing all this
Encasing loved ones in acrylic resin, a great Father’s Day gift!
#FathersDay #FathersDay2023 #fathersdaygift #fathersdaygiftideas
