#enm stands for economical non monogamy. you need at *least* a thruple to afford housing these days.
a musician workout program where you carry heavy amps up and down stairs and around tables with chairs that are just a little too close to walk normally.
someone at one of my gigs said that they'd pay me $5 to play rocky top. this guy one table over immediately shouts "I'll pay you $10 to not play rocky top"
jokes on them I don't even know how to play rocky top
Currently on a plane flying to a show on Beaver Island. On a related note, is it still considered fish tailing if you're in a plane? We straight up blowin shitties in the sky.
I used to be pretty centrist / liberal in high school, but then in college some dude spent a couple months trying to turn me alt-right and he single handedly made me a communist. So thanks for that, Paul.
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switched my phone鈥檚 clock to military time and the army recruiter from high school just came in my room is this normal I鈥檓 fucking scared
Shout out to the @YouTube bots for putting a false copyright claim on one of my videos :)
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I think it's hilarious that @BorisJohnson has a snapchat and I send him almost every snap that I send someone else. If you see this Boris, please respond.





