@ken___64

mr. brightside enthusiast | forever screaming into the void about my hockey team | #LeafsForever | views are my own.

 constant pain
Joined August 2021
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“Made with AI” they made Auston’s ass less fat didn’t they
Toronto Maple Leafs
@MapleLeafsSep 14
Great day for it ⛳️ @scotiabank
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huge respect for macklemore
Pop Base
@PopBaseSep 14
Promoters have pulled Macklemore from Ed Sheeran’s tour after he called for a “Free Palestine” on stage: “We have been notified by venues on the upcoming U.S. tour dates that they will not allow a concert to take place with Macklemore on the lineup” (rollingstone.com/music/music…)
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Jack Innanen doubling down on holding a certain NHL player accountable was my fav part of today so far
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He meant what he said @JackInnanen
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Ain’t nothing remind me more of the fact that I am 30 years old than how I have a bottle of pedialyte next to my bed always at the ready to chug after a night of drinking just for the slight chance of being functional the next day
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OK well we’re renaming New York fries to Peterborough Potatoes FUCK YOU
NewsWire
@NewsWire_USAug 27
TRUMP SIGNS ORDER RENAMING LAKE ONTARIO TO LAKE AMERICA
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Me and Rob from love island are like this 🤞🏼 if you didn’t know
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, but I can’t be held responsible for how fast I drive when Free Bird is on
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Auston if you let your hair grow out more history is gonna repeat itself my guy
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So we have Jays in 30 on at my work and my work bestie out of fuckin nowhere says “look! it’s the fastest man alive, Alejandro Kirk!” And I almost spat out my iced coffee
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kenny retweeted
trish@ultraglossAug 10
2026 and i still laugh at Go Piss Girl
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Incredible Facebook marketplace find. No notes.
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She Doesn’t Mind is constantly in my rotation like I CONTRIBUTE TO THIS
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I worked at Real Sports Apparel a few years ago and this happened to me when Bobby McMann came into the store and I gave him the employee discount not the player discount bc I didn’t realize who he was & he came back and was like “uhhh so my gf said I get a bigger discount” my b
lucy ⋆˚🐞@shapeofmyshadowJul 19
I work at a hockey arena store and just asked a guy if he’s a season ticket holder and he replied with “… i’m on the team” #Awesome #TakeMeOutBack #LetsAllDie
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Pls this doing numbers has be dead 💀 I have manyyyyy stories during my time working in that store
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Made my post work evening plans tonight while thinking I still had to block out an hour to watch Love Island
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Sometimes I miss living downtown Toronto but then I take the TTC for the first time in months, get stupidly delayed because someone is on the fucking tracks again… and suddenly I don’t anymore
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Not the AI bot apps using the whole Leafs logo come ONNNNN
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I need one of these girls to tell Sincere that it’s ‘immerse’ in the experience and not ‘emerge’ PLEASE #loveislandusa
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need the people who live in KC and Sincere’s neighborhoods to move like this #LoveIslandUSA
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