Kelvin Jewell

Where is Mike Brady when you need him?!? #SuperBowlHalfTime

Storm Alert: Princes Hwy at Johnsonville (Gippsland Lakes area) blocked due to water over road. #VicStorms @vicsesnews youtu.be/t4ilUbMXZAQ?si=YbDs…

Vale Ron Barassi. I joked that the Melbourne v Carlton semi final took 10 years off my life, but it seems it genuinely took the life of one of the AFLs greatest ever legends! Spare some time today to read the story of Ronald Dale Barassi. I promise it will be time well spent.

Hey @sirswampthing - who is the leading player in 2023 for ‘out on the full’ (perhaps separated by forwards/shots at goal and non-forwards)? I can’t find a stat site that differentiates from total clangers, but my money is on Blake Acres.

First cafe I’ve been in since returning to Melbourne less than 24hrs ago and I just heard someone order an oat milk latte, extra hot, 3/4 full with half a sugar. #MelbourneCafeCulture

Living dangerously today: interstate for work meetings and I just ordered a sandwich with beetroot #Risky

If the Premier of Victoria @DanielAndrewsMP genuinely “takes full responsibility” for the “egregious” and “extensive misconduct” of his corrupt party, then the only option would be to resign immediately #IBAC #Integrity

Reading latest “World Risk Report” by a leading mining intelligence journal and it only took until para 3 of the executive summary for them to mock Australia’s response to Covid-19. Seems Australia continues to be the laughing stock of the world at the expense of local small biz

Despite @kayosports (and more specifically their AWS video stream server) trying their best to block my VPN, we’re still enjoying live coverage of #TheAshes here in Isla Mujeres 😀#AusvsEng

My new favourite thing about Christmas in the Caribbean… watching the Aussies demolish England in the ashes while still eating Christmas dinner #Ashes2021 #FelizNavidad

You know the Monday-itis is bad when you start cleaning the apartment at 3.30 in the afternoon to procrastinate starting another project #workingfromhome

"I can't help but think... milk was a bad choice" #ZombieRollerzPH #Competition zombierollerzphcomp.com @ZombieRollerzPH

My bright shirt for “Wear Orange Wednesday” in recognition of the contribution by State Emergency Service volunteers across Australia @vicsesnews #ThankyouSES #WOWDay

All Aust. states/territories have roughly same # of active C19 cases (10-38, more in NSW, 0 Tas; all but a few very mild) so why are internal borders closed? This makes no sense at all. Seems most people have just given up and conceded liberty and freedom without question.