I’m not sick, but I’m not well

New Jersey
Joined February 2010
Me @ 17 when Me @ 27 when my parents my parents are away: are away:
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Love how this all started because she called him a hotdog vendor
people are discovering dylan sprouse and barbara palvin like they haven't been the definition of me and who for years 😭
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I played softball this morning g for the first time in over a year and I don’t think my body will ever recover
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🗣️soup is NOT shareable
This restaurant just gets me
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What cheapie said
I am drunk (not illegal)
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Nice gesture, but what man put the stickers on these bottles like that???
Brewers honored former players on champagne bottles after winning NL pennant 💙
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Crank That but the beat is the U.S. National Anthem
Soulja Boy announces he's running for President of the United States in 2028 🇺🇸 “My focus is on four things: economic opportunity, criminal justice reform, education, and the future of technology and AI.”
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If you could bring back a restaurant that is no longer in existence, what would it be?!
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I know you ain’t tripping on THE American idol
Cool, cool. Sure, it wasn’t for sale. That’s the narrative Art of Play is gonna go with 👍 so the whole conversation we had when I asked you if it was for sale whilst pointing to the price tag hanging on the wall with the title Singing Bird didn’t happen as you elevator eyed me saying in a condescending tone “yes, it’s for sale but it costs 15,000 dollars so if you’d like me to find something comparable for you I can.” That all never happened and now it’s not for sale. Okay, cool. So you’re not only rude, you’re also a liar. Got it ✅ And by the way, I obviously support small businesses because I was literally at a small business trying to purchase things. I love small businesses and know they are important and I always support them, but you don’t get a free pass to treat people less than in your store just because you are a small business. It’s not that hard to be kind. I never blast people but you my friend were an exception. Your store is really cool. Unfortunately, you aren’t.
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Cool, cool. Sure, it wasn’t for sale. That’s the narrative Art of Play is gonna go with 👍 so the whole conversation we had when I asked you if it was for sale whilst pointing to the price tag hanging on the wall with the title Singing Bird didn’t happen as you elevator eyed me saying in a condescending tone “yes, it’s for sale but it costs 15,000 dollars so if you’d like me to find something comparable for you I can.” That all never happened and now it’s not for sale. Okay, cool. So you’re not only rude, you’re also a liar. Got it ✅ And by the way, I obviously support small businesses because I was literally at a small business trying to purchase things. I love small businesses and know they are important and I always support them, but you don’t get a free pass to treat people less than in your store just because you are a small business. It’s not that hard to be kind. I never blast people but you my friend were an exception. Your store is really cool. Unfortunately, you aren’t.
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I walk up escalators so I feel like I’m on the stair master
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NSFW. Some heathen wiped their poppy ass fingers on a roll of toilet paper and just left it there. I’ve lost all faith in humanity
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Idk how you fry lemonade but we are in Texas
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“He was later woken up and rejoined”
NEW: Cornell 7 frat brother Matthew Ingalls is accusing 'Jane Doe' of r*ping him, citing that he was too intoxicated to give consent. Ingalls reportedly told Cornell investigators that he was too intoxicated from alcohol and ketamine to give consent. "During Cornell’s investigation, [Ingalls] said he was too intoxicated to consent and suggested that Jane Doe actually assaulted him, according to school records..." ABC News reported. Ingalls reportedly told Doe on the phone that she told him that she was completely sober. "You did tell me you were sober, by the way. You did, you said you hadn’t been anywhere," he said, according to a recording. According to documents released by the Tompkins County DA's office, Ingalls, who was allegedly under the influence of alcohol and drugs, fell asleep during the s*xual encounter. He was later woken up and rejoined.
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Changed the battery in my key fob by myself
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Tryna save money so I bought some turkey and a loaf of bread to have for lunch for the week and audibly gasped when the bread rang up at almost $6. I thought that shit was like $2??!
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This may be an unpopular opinion but I want Gen’s crazy delusional ass back next season #BelowDeckMed
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Why can’t any of my teams be good
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Don’t love watching Monangai running the ball down our throats
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THE JETS HAVE INTERCEPTED THE FOOTBALL
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