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There's no honour in a woman's love.
I once broke up with a guy because he couldn’t afford the lifestyle I wanted. Years later, we met again and he had become everything I thought I wanted. We still had so much chemistry, and honestly, I realized I still loved him. I was with someone else at the time, but I ended that relationship because I genuinely thought my ex and I were going to give things another chance.
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What’s stopping me from walking into a random hotel at 8am, confidently heading to the breakfast buffet, acting like I have a room upstairs, eating, and just walking out?
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No one wants to admit to this but sometimes it is your fault. Your life isn’t going the way you want and it’s your fault. You’ve made some bad decisions or choices and sadly these are the repercussions of your own actions.
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Geography is everything. Over here he'd be the one expected to surprise her dad 95% of the time.
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🚨 Upcoming matches for Real Madrid.
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🔵⚪ Fabian Hürzeler’s Brighton & Hove Albion are playing some of the best football in Europe right now. ▪️ Scored 4 vs. Aston Villa ⚽⚽⚽⚽ ▪️ Scored 4 vs. Tromsø ⚽⚽⚽⚽ ▪️ Scored 3 vs. Chelsea ⚽⚽⚽ ▪️ Scored 5 vs. Coventry ⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽ ▪️ Scored 3 vs. Man Utd ⚽⚽⚽ ▪️ Scored 3 vs. Arsenal ⚽⚽⚽
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damn whole real madrid team is in the paddock 😭 🎥: @ESPNF1
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🚨 Kylian Mbappé on ego differences between Real Madrid and PSG: “It’s normal in every dressing room”. “My last year in PSG, apart from me, there weren't any stars. Ousmane became a star later on”. “People always associate ego with stars. And yet, I've seen players who nobody even asked for a photo or an autograph, have enormous egos”, told L’Équipe.
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Kadınlar zayıf bir erkeğin tek kadını olmaktansa, güçlü ve baskın bir erkeğin ikinci, hatta üçüncü kadını olmayı bile göze alabilirler. Çünkü kadın erkekte her şeyden önce güçten, otoriteden, özgüvenden ve varoluşsal üstünlükten hoşlanır. Bunun alternatifi yoktur. ​Erkek yeterince güçlü, otoriteli ve varoluşsal bir ağırlığa sahip değilse; en imkânsız, en kariyersiz kadın bile onun her adımıyla savaşır ve o erkek ne yaparsa yapsın kadını gerçek manada mutlu edemez. ​Buna karşılık, bir adamın gücü, imkânı, otoritesi ve baskınlığı varsa, çevresindeki kadınları aynı hizada buluşturabilecek kadar yüksek bir çekim alanı yaratır. Güç ve otorite sahibi bir erkek bulduğunda, kadınlar onun eksiklerine veya normalde başkalarında yargılayacakları şeylere takılmazlar; kural koymayı bırakırlar. ​Erkek ise kadında sakinlikten, sadakatten, itaatten ve saygıdan hoşlanır. Kadın ne kadar imkân sahibi, kariyerli veya güzel olursa olsun; asi, isyankâr ve yöneten bir pozisyondaysa, erkek ona karşı ilgisini kaybeder. Onu sahiplenmeyi bırakır, hatta cinsel olarak bile arzu duymaktan uzaklaşır. ​İnsanın bu varoluşsal özelliklerini yok sayarak hayatta hiçbir ilişkiyi düzeltemezsiniz. Bugünün kadınları modern anlayışlarla bu tip gerçekleri şiddetle reddetse bile, günün sonunda en kariyerli ve itibar sahibi kadınların bile döndüğü, dolaştığı ve kabullendiği zemin burası oluyor. Bunun onlarca örneğini yerli veya yabancı magazin ve iş dünyasında hep görürsünüz. Gerçek hayatta da zaten çokça vardır. En son Kaya Çilingiroğlu, Hülya Avşar'ın da onlardan biri olduğu eski eşlerini toplamıştı ki, hepsi de kariyer sahibi "güçlü" kadınlardı... ​Burada bir erkekçilik ya da cinsiyetçilik yapmıyorum. Ortaya koyduğum şey, varoluşun acı ve apaçık bir tespitinden ibarettir...
Neymar'ın eski sevgilisi ve şu anki eşi, birlikte Neymar'a yemek hazırladı.
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The life of an average Nigerian. 6years in primary school 6years in secondary school 5years in the university 1year of strike 1 year NYSC 2years of looking for job. A total of 21 academic years! Finally got a job your pay is 150,000 naira per month which is $110 And you are to work 5 and half days in the week. Your rent is 900k for a self contain or one bedroom apartment. 6months of your salary gone!
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When I meet a new girl, I give her two weeks to one month to accept to be mine. I put so much effort into it within that timeframe. Once that time is exhausted, I move on. When I exchange contacts with you, if I text you on the first and second day and you’re not giving me the right vibes, I’ll stop calling and chatting with you and simply become a status viewer. Women don’t play hard to get with men they genuinely like. Any woman playing the long game with you probably doesn’t like you. Do not chase any woman beyond a month. You’ll only end up embarrassing yourself. In the words of Johan Cruyff, “If you have second thoughts about playing for us, you are no longer of service to us.”
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🚨🎙️ Kylian Mbappe on the values Jose Mourinho instills in his players: 🎙️ Thierry Henry: “We spoke with Jude Bellingham earlier, and he was talking about Mourinho and the values he instills in the team. What are those values to you? “We’ve heard, for example, without criticizing anyone, that Ousmane Dembele once said Luis Enrique tells them, ‘If you don’t run, you won’t play.’ Some coaches tell you things that are very important to them. What are the values he has taught you while playing for Real Madrid?” 🗣️ Kylian Mbappe: “I think the first thing he brings is that he makes you feel alive and energetic. He makes you feel active and effective in your work and in your role, and he makes you feel special. “He’s someone who puts a lot of pressure on you, and he brings a lot of positive things both on and off the pitch, but he also demands a lot from you. He has a very high intensity in training, and there’s a lot of communication between him and the players. “We know where he wants to go, and we know what he wants from us and what he expects from us. And, of course, when the coach gives you that trust and that passion, you don’t want to let him down. You want to give your very best.” 🔥
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Esta es una de las declaraciones más importantes en la carrera de Mbappé para entender cómo ve el fútbol, por qué el Madrid ha tenido graves problemas en la presión y el futuro del equipo. Mbappé entiende que la defensa no va con él porque mete más goles que nadie.
Mbappé, sobre si debe mejorar en defensa: "¿Solo Vinícius y yo? Claro, pero yo puedo hacerme el tonto y decir que meto más goles que Raphinha y Dembélé". "Puedo decir que ellos tienen que meter más goles para ser como yo. Yo hago muchas cosas que los otros no hacen".
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🚨💣 Jose Mourinho: “We lost to Betis because we didn't convert our attacking chance into goals. That's it. But the penalty... Why wasn't it retaken? Well, because VAR doesn't know the rules... or because they didn't want to. This is a question I'd like the people in charge to answer. Why? If VAR didn't order it retaken because they didn't know the rules, they should just go home and leave it at that. If they didn't order it retaken because they didn't want to, that's even worse. And then there's another, even worse question: if they didn't know the rules, why didn't they call the referee over to review it on the monitor? A bit strange. I want to assume honesty and think that he didn't know he was in the penalty area. I prefer to go down that road. But if that's the case, the referee can't do it, VAR has to. Because in a few weeks or months, if something similar happens, it will be retaken. And I want to make it clear that we didn't lose because of this, because we could have even missed the retake. But as the Real Madrid coach and as a player, I'd like to know why the message wasn't repeated. I'd like people to answer me responsibly. The other thing about this match, which is unrelated, is why the Real Madrid captain received a yellow card. When Vinicius approached the referee and saw the card before he even reached him, I'd like to know why. Why are we always told that the captain has the right to politely approach the referee to ask for an explanation?”
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👑 Happy birthday to the legendary, Beyoncé.
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🚨🩵 OFFICIAL: Manchester City captains announced by Enzo Maresca. ©️ Ruben Dias ©️ Erling Haaland ©️ Marc Guehi ©️ Gianluigi Donnarumma
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📆 CONFIRMED kick-off time for EL CLÁSICO!
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