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What is this bullshit punishment? Just tell me it might take longer instead of making me wait 60 seconds in a virtual queue before I can enter a spot @Target

I just want a solid gold credit card from @RobinhoodApp help me out? shorturl.at/RBVXJ

It’s safe to assume that if a barista gives me a free drink, she’s mad in love with me, right?

I really should stay off social media when I’m drinking

I think I go to @ChipotleTweets too much 😬😬

I’m just idling in a parking lot forgetting how much gas is…

Honestly, how tf are you supposed to eat brie? Having rind on a cheese is to fancy for me.

Have you ever been so out of it that you try making a phone call using the calculator app?

Not to flex, but instead of buying a new washer and dryer because my washer broke, I fixed it myself. That temptation to spend $ money was strong though, lol.

Making meringue with a stand mixer is legit.

One of the straps of my mask broke while I was in a store. I don’t know why I felt so embarrassed. I quickly tied the strap around my ear but felt weird, like should I run out and grab a new mask or what!?!

As someone who switched back to iPhone, I have two major complaints. No file manager to access/move anything. The one that hurts the most is when Face ID rejects me when I check my phone in the middle of the night or in the morning. What are you trying to tell me Apple?!

Got a survey call and the first question was if I was worried about global warming. I said that I was somewhat worried and they hung up on me. Not sure how to take that, lol.

Orange energy drinks don't taste good after brushing your teeth either.

Do you Wilson Phillips? Do you really know this pain?

One thing that's nice about wearing a mask is that I can lip sync in public and only look crazy when I bust out the dance moves 😂.

Watching Friends and it's a Halloween episode, I instantly knew that Ross was dressed as "Spud-nik," called it out instantly and got called a nerd. I can't be the only one that got that 😂😂