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☕️ | 📚 | ✍️ | curator of coffee, chaos and random intrusive thoughts 🤪

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Joined July 2021
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No one: Me watching carpet cleaning videos at 2am:
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My mood right now:
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Sometimes i use big words i dont understand to make myself sound more photosynthetis
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spending $500 on something that looks like a fake $5 ali express plastic watch
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Alhamdollah this year has been a year of blessings • More opportunities in career • Got engaged • Better mental health • Improved relationships with close ones Been in misery for almost 6 years and this year from February to now back to back my life has got better, could not be more grateful
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Plastic watches for 500$ yeah im sticking to my normal metal
The internet is going crazy over the newly confirmed Swatch x Audemars Piguet collaboration. Dubbed the “Royal Pop,” the upcoming collaboration is rumored to bring AP’s Royal Oak aesthetic to a more accessible price point, reportedly estimated between $300 and $500. Despite concept images surfacing as a wristwatch, some speculate the collab is a pocket watch. However, the official images of the watch have not been released.
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“situationship” YOU’RE 27
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Tipping culture is a scam, PAY YOUR EMPLOYEES
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Head Butting people during Taraweh has become a daily chore
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How small accounts like me feel on this app
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There’s no word for cousin in urdu and the only way to describe the relationship is husband and wife
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No one: My lying to myself every Ramadan: No oily food Only healthy homemade food Small meals for suhoor and iftar Pray all 20 Rakats for Taraweh
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Is it a gift from Allah to accidentally get a shawarma in your mouth, along with a slice of apple and 3 litres of water while you’re fasting?
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No one: My lying to myself every Ramadan: No oily food Only healthy homemade food Small meals for suhoor and iftar Pray all 20 Rakats for Taraweh
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Be humble, your salary is someone’s perfume
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Is it a gift from Allah to accidentally get a shawarma in your mouth, along with a slice of apple and 3 litres of water while you’re fasting?
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For sure its a joke
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This is actually genius
Nah i’ve seen it all 😭😭😭
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