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@keelsonwheels14

woo pig • lone star aficionado• jon taffer fan account • alt: @kalesonwhales

 Dallas, TX
Joined April 2011
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waitress brought me a pitcher of diet coke and said “you look like you needed this”
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I FEEL NONBINARY GOD IN THIS CHILIS TONIGHT
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.@JamesTalarico: In this race, we went up against our own Goliaths. The richest man in the world, the most powerful man in the world, and the entire Washington D.C. establishment. David wasn't as big or as strong as Goliath. He didn't have as many weapons. But he had hope. He had faith. And he had a slingshot. You were my slingshot. The people of Texas were my slingshot. And tonight, we defeated Goliath.
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never left
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The BLUE bird app is back
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she's from blexas i can tell by the way she's libbing round the room
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ITS CALLED TWITTER NOW
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V@VictoriaEgreen6h
GINA HINOJOSA IS MY GOVERNOR
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The only Blues to lose tonight was St. Louis.
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is it my insomnia or fomo that keeps me up til 5 am without a second thought
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@Tyre_94Oct 15
I am a millennial and I use “lol” waaaay too much
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my apartment pool has closed for the last 3 months and they just emailed us on the 9th of october it’s back open
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fleetwood mac friday
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apparently I can’t reply to tweets anymore it may be time to finally update my app
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the free bird guitar solo hits different during the 45 min disassociation on the way home from work
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what ever happened to white boy fros, no one has white boy fros anymore
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medically induced k-hole
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burbs taste like fireball I wonder why
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man they really did taylor lautner dirty with that wig
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founder, president, and treasurer of the wind hating club
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$10 margs in the city I may never leave
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fuck me up
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