@keeks_

this was my digital presence

 England, United Kingdom
Joined February 2009
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"wow it's so hard" "yeah, hard to watch" DOHOHOHO
Nemlin@Nilmen
Sep 28
Behold, the cuck commentary desk
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Cows don't even laugh anymore they just look at you like this
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dosa@dishasterr
Sep 27
and if you’re free later maybe we can live a million ordinary days together
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jacking off checklist
Christian Keil
@pronounced_kyle
Sep 27
This would make airport security lines 20% more efficient overnight
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Look at the size of this guy's big bald bonce! It's unreal!
Lukey Stanger #COYS #COYS #COYS@lukey_stanger
Sep 28
Replying to @DefendOurJuries @Ed_Miliband @EuroPalestineNw @freefilton24 @Prisoners4Pal @Lowkey0nline @BobbyVylan @EyeonPalestine @SaulStaniforth @WokeratiMarty @HudaAmmori @ZackPolanski
Oh let him and his team have there dinner in peace, jheeze. Mindless harassment.
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First of all. Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just -
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Ppallo@Ppallo
1 Apr 2021
The bullfrog in a tweed suit whose land I live on, came by to tell me they were busy planting this year's carrots. He proudly told me he still employs two gardeners, as his father did, though "only one maid." He then observed the rising spring sun and said "it's all diminishing."
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doing this at a small local gig where im like 3 feet from the vocalists's face
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@occasionaldsco
Sep 27
why are we trauma dumping on this man jfc
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I think I hate Die With A Smile more than that fucking dance monkey song
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A major incident has been declared and homes have been evacuated near RAF Fairford base, UK, which hosts US Air Force B-1B Bombers and other aircraft. Several men have been arrested on suspicion of offences under the Explosives Act. – BBC UK
MoloMonitor 🇮🇹
@MoloWarMonitor
Sep 27
A number of properties in Whelford, near RAF Fairford, have been evacuated following a major incident being declared. Several men have been arrested on suspicion of offences under the Explosives Act. This is the reason why, yesterday, the Fairford airbase was placed under FPCON DELTA, the highest alert level for a base, indicating an attack already underway or imminent.
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what? no papal blessings for giacomo?
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Please. Everybody shut the hell up. For only €43 you could buy me a personalised parchment blessing from the Pope for my birthday!! Please!! 🙏
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I thought the thing to do with an obvious fucking dickhead engagement farmer was not to endlessly engage/draw attention to them, but what do I know.
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Now here I am seeing 100 daily posts about some green headscarf fuck. On par with that corpuscular bastard with the ai family.
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🇫🇷Muito emocionado, o Papa cantou SALVE REGINA junto à milhares de Católicos em frente à CATEDRAL DE NOTRE DAME.
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who keeps giving richard osman book deals? think of the environment!!
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𝑻𝒉𝒚 𝒔𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝒄𝒖𝒓𝒔𝒊𝒅. WERWULF is only in theaters this Christmas. DevourethAllMankynde.com
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