(real name Kelcey) cheffy stuff at Spoke Wine Bar. you may have heard about my chili crisp. if you can dream it, i can make shortbread of it. she/???/dad
Boston, MA
Joined January 2011
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Humans crave Pocky because it satisfies the forbidden urge to chomp on a thermometer under your tongue
Clementine Butt Chunk retweeted
i think the little women (2019) trailer is a masterpiece for many reasons but maybe most of all for how it included this line but purposely left out “but i’m so lonely” so when you got to this scene while actually watching the movie it blindsided you like a fucking freight train
The modern equivalent of searching your couch cushions for change is seeing if you have any forgotten balances hanging out in venmo, cashapp, poshmark, etc
Straight women: men under 6 feet should not even be allowed to LOOK at me
Me: the sexiest feeling in the world is being 1.5 to 3 inches taller than a man. In this essay i will—
Clementine Butt Chunk retweeted
no bc how are you going to have tyler bolt his truck into the tarmac and run through the airport to stop kate from leaving and then say a kiss is too cliché and it wasn’t about romance 😭😭 you gotta commit one way or another
Steven Spielberg gave a note to remove the kiss scene from ‘TWISTERS’
“I think it’s a Spielberg note, wasn’t it? I think it stops the film feeling too clichéd, actually,” says Daisy Edgar-Jones.
(Source: collider.com/twisters-ending…)
Clementine Butt Chunk retweeted
i finally found out what that 'hawk tuah' girl is and what she was saying and she's wrong, the way to drive someone crazy isn't spitting on their dick, it's throating it so you bring up that thick spit from the back of your throat.
Have we done this yet
Viggo Mortensen re-used Aragorn's sword in new movie The Dead Don't Hurt “Because it's really good” trib.al/bWANULP
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THERE IS STILL TIME (to contribute to I Saw the TV Glow’s domestic box office gross)
Clementine Butt Chunk retweeted
The rumors are true, @ChappellRoan is your favorite artist’s, favorite artist 🏳️🌈✨
“The Idea of You” sells women the unrealistic expectation that they will find a desirable man who also uses an iPhone
Person who invented the baseball t, i hope both sides of your eternal pillow are always cool… making absolutely everyone look cute
Clementine Butt Chunk retweeted
Rebecca Ferguson's husband is off-screen about to start blasting a steel drum cover of P.I.M.P.
