If your birthday is today, and everyone forgot because #facebookisdown, “Happy birthday!” “Have a great birthday!” “Happy XX birthday!”
Today’s motto: #feedthehungry. This afternoon, I bought food for a homeless woman. She threw it on the ground. This evening, a stranger bought me fried Oreos. I ate them. They were delicious.
I wish we still had MySpace so everyone knew my mood based on the day’s @iamcardib song.
After peeing in onesie pajamas, I’m thoroughly impressed by all the girls rocking rompers and jumpsuits at the bars. You’re the real Christmas miracle.
“If we do crash in, there’s an instruction book to show us how to get out, do you think it can teach me how to swim?” - Zander, in reference to a crash into the Eastern Washington Ocean
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