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San Antonio, TX
Joined October 2014
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We finally made it mamma 😂
A Twitter name I had to follow back for the sheer sense of merriment and wonder I felt when it came across my screen. Thanks @forefivehead #oltarantuladick
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IM SEEING MY NIECE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MANY YEARS 😭😭😭😭😭😭
It sucks that when boundaries get out up, people get hurt that didn’t do anything to deserve it. My nieces are 18 and 16 and I haven’t talked to them in two years. I just wish I could talk to them and give them a hug, but what can you do 🤷‍♀️
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😅 Funny thing though… he actually went to jail 😂😂
Your Ex sends you this your third emoji is your reaction💀
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Filing for divorce immediately after the new year was not on my 2024 bingo card
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It’s been a real shitty couple of months. I’m very tired and just want some peace and love. One day at a time, right?
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YES
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My fucking heart 💖
If you weren’t crying before
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Replying to @INDIEWASHERE
Her words and expressions aren't going together, in the first place. She needs to work on her acting skills more
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#Postseason history for El Bombi!
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You can call me Tony the way I be having really bad anxiety
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i wouldn’t mind my period every month if it were just cramps but it’s never just cramps. my brain suddenly thinks life isn’t worth living, it feels like my insides are being scraped out with a melon baller, and at least once an hour it feels like i sat my ass directly on a knife
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How tone deaf do u have be to sit ON the stage w ur back to the band???????
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I’m in love again
Have you ever been in a situation where you felt stuck and needed permission to be free? Then this song is for you.
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I’m in love
She’s here. 11 songs. All true stories. 8 guests. 33 musicians. My whole heart, dna, soul. I dreamed I was at my grandparents house last night. Everyone was there. I’m proud to be their “Orange Blossom Child” album.link/orangeblossomchil…
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If you’re ever at my house and we’re chillin and then I get up and just leave with some skates on, I promise everything is fine. I’m just high and like skating.
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POV: George W. Bush never got elected
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Say whatever you want about New Yorkers, this is what we’re really like
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Espresso martinis are the tits y’all
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This song is so beautifully haunted. @livmusicby and @WillPHarrison y’all are so cool and talented 🥹
🎥 BEHIND THE VIDEO 🎥 liv. & Will Payne Harrison: "Full Moon Fever" We've got "Full Moon Fever" thanks to @livmusicby and @WillPHarrison This dynamic duo has released the video for their brand new single! 🌚: song.link/fullmoonfever In addition to collaborating on this project, they sat down to collaborate and put together 5️⃣ things they want you to know about this hauntingly beautiful video! 1-On the video shoot, Will and liv. did everything themselves. liv. shot Will’s scenes and he shot hers. They got @mattmoran_music to assist them as the director of Lighting and Photography (he took the Polaroid seen in the video) 2-The whiskey in the video was a gift for Will that came from a friend we made online named Phil. 3-In the scenes where Will and liv. are facing each other and singing, liv. really struggled to do so without laughing. To put herself in the appropriate mindset, liv. dismissed herself and watched Jimmy Stewart read his poem “A Dog Named Beau” on the Johnny Carson show 4-Will has only shot one other music video. He started editing his own videos with ‘Simple Truths’ and ‘Lover’s Arms’, but shot his first music video for @VanPlating for her new record. This is only the second video he’s ever shot! 5-This song was recorded in two different closets; one in Nashville TN where Will resides, and one in Austin TX when Will and liv. were on a tour run. liv. started singing for fun as a child, and made her stage debut in her senior year of high school. Since then, she has taken on writing and singing as a release from her normal day-to-day. liv. strives to depict honesty and genuineness in her music, often writing and singing from a very emotionally raw and charged stance. With a Fiona Apple-Shania Twain-like voice, it's almost impossible to define liv. with any one genre. Her debut album, "Young, Dumb, and in Love" creates a striking collection about a topic endlessly ripe for reexamination: a really rough breakup 🎧: livmusicby.com/listen Will Payne Harrison recently released "Tioga Titan". While the native Louisianian has established himself as a fixture of the East Nashville scene these days, Harrison still wears his Cajun heritage proudly on his sleeve, as the album takes its name from the small town where he was born and raised. The album is rife with fiddle, pedal steel, two- beat bass and shuffled drum beats, airtight vocal harmonies, and a healthy dose of love, loss, and other timeless themes of the country music tradition. 🎧: willpayneharrison.com/store/… #liv. #willpayneharrison #fullmoonfever #behindthevideo #newvideo #NewMusic
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adrian beltre highlights but it’s you oughta know by alanis morissette
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