follow @elikia instead pls

Los Angeles, California
Joined July 2017
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4th of July has me reflecting on life, liberty, and the pursuit of tax-free gains. With new QSBS rules around the corner—3 years = 50% tax-free, 4 years = 75%, 5 years = 100%—it’s never been a better time to be a U.S.-based LP in a venture fund. America: land of the free and home of the 1202 exclusion💰 buff.ly/VArSENX
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The ultimate LA vs NYC is coffee, and Terremoto NYC is currently beating Caffe Luxxe. Sad day for LA.
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Ok but what if some of us work on Federal holidays, Mr. SEC? Then what?
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@elonmusk can you please fix this? this + recreation.gov are the two biggest failures of the federal government.
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The LA lifestyle just annihilates NYC life. It forces you to be happier and healthier. Those who disagree are either sadistic, delusional, or have never spent real time in LA. Change my mind.
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Eli Kia retweeted
Me at Katz's Deli drunk at 3 am after paying over 30 dollars for a pastrami sandwich.
The Zionist regime will not escape safely from the heinous crime they’ve committed.
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New @fortifyvc office in LA is firing so hard. Plenty of space for portcos to come cowork, too. Come stop by and I’ll buy you coffee.
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It’s 76 and sunny in Santa Monica. The “New York is the best city in the world” people are punching air. NYC could never.
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Strip club? No. Tzedakah. Shabbat shalom.
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I’m very excited to share that we’ve led @SamphireNeuro's $5M seed round alongside @InventureVC, with participation from APEX Ventures, as well as existing investors @SOSV, @AfterWorkVC, FIRSTPICK, Ayuh Ventures, and @seasideventures.
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A bit of backstory: I first met Em & Alex during my time at Seaside Ventures, where we had the privilege to participate in their pre-seed round. The passion of the founders, paired with the shortcomings of drug-based solutions on the market, made building conviction around Samphire incredibly easy. Ever since, the Samphire team has consistently outperformed expectations and hit each milestone ahead of schedule. Samphire’s founders, approach, and core technology were so compelling that they became our "north star" when shaping Fortify's investment thesis for Fund II. Samphire defined what an ideal Fortify portfolio company should look like—exceptional founders building deeply technical, defensible products offering 10x improvements over existing solutions. When Em reached out about their upcoming seed round, it was an immediate yes. Our conviction in Samphire has only grown, and I'm incredibly excited to back Em and Alex for the second time.
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Honestly I don’t understand the whole NYC work culture. Everyone likes to pretend like they just live at the office year round, but then they spend 4 months in the Hamptons. Work really hard for half the year, take off for another half. LA and SF have much healthier and more effective work/life cultures & balances.
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I pass on most startups not because the product isn’t good, but because there’s nothing unique about their GTM. Even a 10x product won’t win without a real distribution advantage.
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You don’t know free will until you’ve had 2 Dunkin’ Donuts in the middle of the day, before lunch.
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2 weeks until #NYTechWeek. We’re kicking things off with a swag drop 👀 Giving away limited-edition @speedrun x Tech Week crewnecks + a few exclusive event invites. To enter: – like this post – repost – follow both @speedrun @Techweek_ Let’s run it, New York 🗽
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I’d pick @eatboldbar 10 times out of 10.
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